Dear Spotify: I, Ann Barnhardt, will deliver 20 podcasts of at least 60 minutes, within one year, for ONE PERCENT, $200,000, of what you paid the Duck and Duckette of Dumb to deliver only ten hours of content.
Just kidding, folks. I’d never, ever ‘take the ticket’. If Spotify offered me $2 billion, I’d laugh in their and satan’s faces. Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas. My Wi-Fi in the new creekside abode is supposed to be installed this week, at which point we can start podcasting again… with the Dark […]