Dear Ann,
I have completed my first mission for the Barnhardt Remnant Forces. (It’s a working title. Feel free to play with it.)
You gave me this challenge awhile ago. I failed on the scale of a thousand deaths.
When Bishop X visited my parish back in 2024, I asked for your guidance on what to say to him. Do you remember your brilliant answer?
Say in your sweetest tone, “Your Excellency, would you mind saying a Hail Mary with me and our youth group for the purging of the scourge of sodomy from within the Church?”
Well only one meme describes how that went down:

And he walked away!
I’m thinking, that’s ok, I’m in a rowboat and he’s a Battleship so I need to get my hands on a Destoyer, or possibly a Submarine. Hmmmm🤔
Today I am in (X city). My friend, whom I’ve mentioned before, J, is sincerely seeking a vocation to a TLM Monastery as a Monk.
Well, there just so happened to be a Novus Ordo Catholic Monastery in X city. We visited this morning.
Two Brother Monks reside there and it’s run by a nun. Everyone was very friendly and then one by one little red flags start popping out of all the pores in my skin. Something is not right.
The nun was very friendly but is clearly on the one world religion route. So, J is speaking with her and she asks the brothers to show us the bookstore.
We are informed that this is the only Christian bookstore in the area. Hmmm. So we get in the monastery, and there’s kitchen and a community room and finally, a chapel. I peek my head in to visit with Christ in the Tabernacle and the candle is not lit. Bummer.
I then meet up with J in the bookstore and the two monks are speaking with us and just friendly conversation. So I ask if they have any books by Ann Barnhardt? Nope.
So they ask, who is Ann Barnhardt? So I’m describing you and they are intrigued.
Then I see they are selling prayer cards for “POPE” Francis. Uggghhhh
So I decided to try again with your question (that is now my barometer).
I said, “Would you mind saying a Hail Mary with me?” And they said yes. What is your intention they ask. “To rid the Church of the scourge of sodomy, and in the world.”
Their faces were startled, but then were like yeah, ok! So I start it off and we said it!
So I’m happy…pretty pleased with myself.
Then they took us in the golf carts and showed us the fruit trees, and chickens. We chatted, I told him a gardening remedy for beetles that eat the trees.
J was in the other golf cart. We took some photos and said our goodbyes.
We get in the car and J doesn’t say anything until we are on the main road. One of the monks said he tried to become a carmelite priest but was rejected due to a condition. He was a marine, so I thought maybe it’s ptsd.
Well turns out this monk was a homosexual with his uncle then a couple other guys then tried girls, chased a girl to Croatia and ended up going to Medujorie. He said he received his calling at Medujorie. (UGH. -AB)
So when I said that prayer intention, J said that monk looked very uncomfortable. Well, yeah it’s shameful, but Mother Mary heard our prayer. I can tell you my first mission is complete.
We have a new bishop in (hometown). I’ve purchased a GoPro that is really small. Target sighted … we will see what the new Bishop of (hometown) is made of….Zeal or a spineless jellyfish.
Signed,
Agent 777










