Monthly Archives: April 2017

Barnhardt Podcast #001: Welcome to the Barnhardt Podcast!

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New for your listening pleasure: The Barnhardt Podcast!  In this inaugural episode Ann and her co-host “Super Nerd” discuss the significance of and reaction to Ivanka Trump’s apostasy, whether Kim Jong Un is really a threat or not, recent blasphemous comments by Antipope Bergoglio about Our Lord and Savior, and Satan’s tactic of getting people to waste time.

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Jenner For High Office: The Ultimate Allegory

Drudge has splashed as a red headline right now “[Bruce] Jenner open to running for political office”.

There could be no more perfect allegory than for a clinically batshit insane from somatic Diabolical Narcissism white man, who has voluntarily chopped off his own penis and testicles and now parades around in drag pretending to be a woman, to be elected to high public office in the former United States.



Former ‘Murcia, cut the crap with this limping into these penny-ante pots. Own your seven-deuce off-suit, borrow a hundred trillion in chips, and push that stack all-in.


“Bruce Jenner: I’ll do to the budget what I did to my d***.”



Three TOLDYAs and Something Beautiful


Conscienceless Psychopath Murderer Aaron Hernandez was also a … wait for it… sodomite.

Huh.  It’s almost as if the whole shameless, remorseless, conscienceless, diabolical narcissism thing is somehow correlated to or begets sexual perversion.  Hmmm. Someone should make a video about that, or something.

But Ann! But Ann! Most guys in prison engage in sodomy! You can’t judge Hernandez’ actions while in prison!

Um, first, yes I sure as hell can. As someone for whom being imprisoned is a possible eventuality, let me assure you that I would die – DIE – before being coerced into any sexual activity, much less aberrosexual behavior. DIE.

Second, Hernandez was a fag outside of prison, and apparently murdered one of his victims because the victim knew that Hernandez was a fag, and was threatening to tell Hernandez’ girlfriend.

Remember folks, aberrosexuality and criminality go hand-in-hand precisely because both are derivative of the same over-arching pathology: Diabolical Narcissism, that is when a human being voluntarily purges all love from their soul – just like the demons freely chose to do.  Hence the term “DIABOLICAL Narcissism”. While many folks are shocked that Hernandez, a big butch football player covered in tattoos, was a fag, I can’t say that I am.  Evil is evil. Criminals are criminals. And sodomy is a crime, according to both the Natural Law and the Divine Law. It’s all of a piece.

And one more reminder.  The gravest form of sexual crime is SACRILIGIOUS sodomy and/or fornication.  Know anyone, cleric or layperson, who has sex/sodomy with priests or religious? Well, their sins make Hernandez look like a damn piker.

And, it bears mentioning, in true Diabolical Narcissist fashion, Hernandez scrawled “John 3: 16” on his forehead and also – which most reportage leaves out – used the same red marker to draw the Five Wounds of Christ on his hands, feet and side.  Yeah.  Because Aaron Hernandez, drug-addled murdering sodomite, was a victim like Jesus, or something.  Typical.


Paul Craig Roberts penned a piece that was brought to my attention today wherein he posits that the Trump presidency might just be a big marketing racket to Trump. I quote Roberts now:

Where is Trump? As far as I can tell from the numerous emails I receive from him, he is at work marketing his presidency. Once Trump won the election, I began receiving endless offers to purchase Trump baseball caps, T-shirts, cuff-links, coffee mugs, and to donate $3 to be entered into a raffle to win some memorabilia. The latest offer is a chance to win one of “personally signed five incredible photographs of our historic and massive inauguration.”

For Trump, the presidency is a fund-raising device. If his VP, National Security Advisor, Secretary of Defense, UN Ambassador, CIA Director, whoever, want to start wars wherever, that’s just more memorabilia to raffle off for a $3 donation.

Ya think?  Look folks, Trump is WAY the hell in over his head. He is NOT an intelligent man.  The open reportage is that he watches cable news all day.  What genuinely intelligent person watches cable news?  And worse, he watches his “enemies” and then sits around and plans how to retaliate. Never mind that the sucking maw of the healthcare system is about to go supernova.  No.  Trump needs to spend his days figuring out how to “fire back” at Rachel Maddow. And the no-talents at Saturday Night Live. It reminds me of the people who spend hours upon hours having pissing matches in Facebook and Twitter echo chambers – and think that they’re actually doing something.

*Hey, I’ll fully admit that Barry Soetoro Obama watched ESPN all day, and Trump clearly isn’t into “big, sweaty mens” like Obama is, so he watches Cable News.  It’s a step up, but not much of one.


Chris Ferrara of The Remnant Newspaper published a piece late last week over at that reads very much like an all-but endorsement of the “Canon 188 Substantial Error Thesis” that I put forth last summer which, I believe, is the explanation of how Antipope Bergoglio has usurped the See of Peter, and Pope Benedict XVI Ratzinger remains the one and only living pope, never having validly resigned.  I’ll let you read Chris’ piece HERE.


Look!  Young people being excellent! And such beauty! There is such a haunting sadness in Russian vocal harmony. And the lyrics, even in translation, are exquisite.

And no, I do NOT believe that Russia has been consecrated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary yet per Our Lady of Fatima’s order almost exactly one hundred years ago.  No serious person does.


Mailbag: Electroconvulsive Therapy Edition


Thank you so much for your gracious Easter greeting !!

Of course, it obviously only applies to people that think and believe EXACTLY as you do. Anyone else, especially FAGGOTS can rot in Hell for all you care. [Sometimes I think, “Would that it were…” but then I remember that the day I don’t care whether or not the faggots burn in hell for all eternity is the day I will have descended into Diabolical Narcissism as they have, devoid of all charity, even if I never manifest particularly as a filthy, execrable sex pervert. It is the Enemy’s clear angle of attack on me, and I am aware of it.]

You are seriously delusional, paranoid, and psychotic. You should have been committed long ago. [Well, rent would sure as hell be lower, although I dare say the view wouldn’t be quite as good.] In days past, you would have been put in a straightjacket, locked in a padded cell, given daily injections of Thorazine [Since I am not schizoid I think the worst that would happen to me is bloating, which I would indeed find MOST annoying]  and frequent Electroconvulsive Therapy treatments [Can that be targeted on the abdominals? I think rich people pay big bucks for that.] If only you could get all of this now – it would help you tremendously. [It is always for “our own good” with you post-modernists, isn’t it? Let me know when and where you get your first guillotine set up. Liberté, égalité, fraternité… ou la mort!]

Ah, the good old days – when there were a lot less lunatics [I think the term you are looking for is CATHOLICS, believing, practicing, orthodox CATHOLICS] like you wandering about and spewing your filthy venom all over the place on the internet. [A few decades ago, people like me were nominal, and people like you were wallowing in the gutters of Amsterdam, Berlin, Bangkok and San Francisco. And by the way, Bruce Jenner is a man.]

You need help. Right away. I’ll pray for you. [I recommend especially St. Philip Neri.  Trust me.]
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Paul Walasek

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Easter ARSH 2017 – The Feast Continues

Easter is a whole week, folks.  It’s called an Octave.  Every day in Easter Week is a First Class Feast.

I, for one, have been sacrificing myself for science, attempting to answer definitively that age-old question, is it possible to overdose on maple syrup and mustard glazed ham?

Alas, I do not yet have sufficient data, and thus experiments will need to continue.

For science.

I can report that I have emerged from the Porkabetic Coma, am now once again able to stand upright and even walk, so back to work.

Happy Easter to one and all!


Holy Thursday: When God Almighty Says, “Hey, I’ve REALLY Been Looking Forward To This”, He Isn’t Talking About Instituting The Concept Of The Light Snack

And He said to them: With desire I have desired to eat this pasch with you, before I suffer.
Et ait illis: Desiderio desideravo hoc pascha manducare vobiscum, antequam patiar.
Luke 22: 15

Jesus Christ is God Almighty.  He transcends time.  Time is His invention.  He exists outside of it. That is why He said, “Before Abraham was, I AM.” Therefore, when He says something like, “I’ve really been looking forward to this…” it means that He is being just about as emphatic about something as possible.  He is emphasizing that “this” is an event of infinite importance.

Given that, are we really to believe that Jesus Christ was referring to a symbolic light snack as this event that He had “desired with desire” to institute?

No.  He was referring to the institution of the Holy and August Sacrifice of the Mass, and in particular to the Sacramant of the Altar, the Eucharist, the transubstantiation of mere unleavened bread and mere wine into literally, not figuratively nor symbolically, but really and truly the physical, substantial presence of His Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity.

Why? Because love. Love, love, love. Infinite, condescending, total, complete love.

The Mass and the Eucharist are the most important thing in the universe. They are the pounding heart of not just the universe, but of existence and reality.

“Our own belief is that the renovation of the world will be brought about only by the Holy Eucharist.”

– Pope Leo XIII



The most anticipated liturgical event of the year for me personally is here again: Tenebrae, the Offices of Matins and Lauds, generally anticipated to the night before. Enter into Our Lord’s suffering, betrayal, heartbreak and agony as He speaks to us through the Psalms, and the Lamentations of Jeremiah.  Go tonight, Thursday and Friday if you possibly can.

It is traditional and befitting to depart from the church after Tenebrae maintaining silence.  There will be plenty of time for chatting after the Easter Vigil, or on Easter Sunday. Take Tenebrae home with you. Keep it with you all year.

Abu Ivanka: And Their Women Have Ruled Over Them

I have received a few “You were right about Trump” emails since the Syrian bombing.  I get the sense that at least some people are shaking off this insane Trumpolatry, and are willing to perhaps listen.  As Trump folds and capitulates to the Washington DC Soros NewWorldOrder machine on item after item, and has now, with the Syria thing, pretty much gone full prostrate before them, and people are seriously talking about the outbreak of hot, nuclear war with Russia, are we ready to turn off the pseudo-professional wrestling kayfabe show and return to dealing with reality?  If so read on.

I have been struck all along by the prominence of Trump’s eldest daughter, Ivanka, as not just a public relations face, but as a policy driver.  It was reported widely in the hours after the Syria bombing that Trump was very heavily influenced to sign off on the Washington NWO/Soros/Pentagon plan of escalation in the Levant theater by Ivanka – in a situation in which we know, and Trump first among them should know, ALL intelligence from the (former) U.S. intelligence agencies, including that supplied to the Commander-in-Chief is riddled with outright lies, and that the use of false flag attacks meant to disorient with double, triple and quadruple crosses is now the order of the day.  In this environment, Trump relies heavily on the sentimental mewings of… Ivanka?

Do you realize that in the Arab world, Trump is now being referred to as “Abu Ivanka”?  Abu means father, so they are now insulting him by calling him not by his own name, but as “The Father of Ivanka”.

Let’s talk about Ivanka.

We, who bothered to read up on things, knew from the very outset of this farce that Ivanka is a hard-leftist and that her husband, Jared Kushner, is tied up with Soros.  Well, shock!  She was, after all, a member of the Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian social set for years.  Do you honestly think that anyone of any wisdom or integrity would associate with scum like that?  Now granted, Ivanka Trump has probably 20 IQ points on Paris Hilton, and at least 30 IQ points on the Kardashian slimesses, but folks, that is the definition of damning with faint praise.  Ivanka is particularly keen on the global warming fraud, and has already brought “global warming” communist front groups to the White House.

Now, let’s talk about Ivanka personally.

Ivanka Trump is a FORMAL APOSTATE from Christianity.  Yep.  She formally apostasized, that is, she renounced her baptism and denied that Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is God Incarnate who died for the sins of the world, so that she could marry her husband, Jared Kushner, who, did I mention, has Soros connections up to his eyebrows?  Kushner is now one of Trump’s senior advisors, and even was sent to Iraq last week. This Kushner kid is a snot-nosed hedge fund punk, and something quite rare, a practicing Talmudic Jew.  So, Ivanka had to formally renounce Jesus Christ in order to marry Kushner, and they are now raising their children as “observant” Talmudic Jews.

Ivanka Trump’s children are not baptized.

Three of Donald Trump’s grandchildren are not baptized. And his apostate daughter and son-in-law who are responsible for this horror are his two top advisors.

Tell me again about Donald Trump’s deep Christian faith. I’m all ears.

Might I suggest that a campaign of Rosaries and Masses for the conversion of Jared, Arabella, Joseph and Theodore Kushner, and the reversion from aspostasy of Ivanka Trump be organized and undertaken?

I mean, if Ivanka Trump is your de facto “president”, who will possibly lead you into global nuclear conflagration, don’t you owe it to her pray for her and her family?

Man, you simply could not make this stuff up.  I hesitate to joke about next Bruce Jenner being named Secretary of Defense, because at this rate, it could totally happen.

I am reminded of Isaiah chapter 3, verse 12…

As for my people, their oppressors have stripped them, and women have ruled over them.
Populum meum exactores sui spoliaverunt, et mulieres dominatae sunt eis.

Left to right: Senior White House Advisor Jared Kushner, de facto chief executive and commander-in-chief of the former United States Ivanka Trump, and Abu Ivanka

Christ, have mercy on us.

Starting Palm Sunday ARSH 2017 Off Right

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

Christ’s Entry Into Jerusalem, Jean-Hippolyte Flandrin, ARSH 1842-48, Church of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Paris

Zoom in on this fresco of Christ entering Jerusalem on Palm Sunday.  Look at the faces.  Look at the people in the crowd.  Look at the slack-jawed awe, and for some of them, fear – for example the man whose head is immediately to the right of the she-ass’ forehead – that dude is SCARED. And so should we all be.

For the Lord is high, terrible: a great king over all the earth.
Quoniam Dominus excelsus, terribilis, rex magnus super omnem terram.

-Psalm 46: 3