Drudge has splashed as a red headline right now “[Bruce] Jenner open to running for political office”.

There could be no more perfect allegory than for a clinically batshit insane from somatic Diabolical Narcissism white man, who has voluntarily chopped off his own penis and testicles and now parades around in drag pretending to be a woman, to be elected to high public office in the former United States.

Yes.

YES.

Former ‘Murcia, cut the crap with this limping into these penny-ante pots. Own your seven-deuce off-suit, borrow a hundred trillion in chips, and push that stack all-in.

GO BIG, OR GO HOME.

“Bruce Jenner: I’ll do to the budget what I did to my d***.”