Storytime: When our lord and savior Pope Francis Bergoglio Threw a Raging Fit So Bad They Had to Clear Out the Luxury Hotel He Lives In….

So, you’ve totally heard the reportage on the time, during the last Sin-nod Against the Family, the early evening of Monday, October 12, ARSH 2015 that our lord and savior Jorge Bergoglio threw a massive, raging fit after being told of the letter sent to him by 13 Cardinals expressing their concerns about the format and […]

FrancisChurch Dogwhistle Words

You may have noticed that pretty much everything Jorge Bergoglio says is a meaningless pastiche of drooling nonsense, punctuated by a core vocabulary of dogwhistle words, and for those of you who have actually heard him speak, the gutteral, slackjawed verbal tick, “Eehh?” You can tell who his drooling sychopants are, because they pick up […]