Q&A: But Ann, how can we possibly do the Lenten and Holy Week fasts? A: Don’t eat anything.

Q: paraphrased: “How do we do the Lenten and Holy Week fasts?”

A: On Ash Wednesday and Good Friday you simply…

DO. NOT. EAT. OR. DRINK. ANYTHING. FROM. MIDNIGHT. TO. MIDNIGHT.

It’s really very, very easy.

Folks, if you can’t do this without risking your life – and hear me now: “I MUST HAVE MY COFFEE BEFORE GOING TO WORK” is complete BULLSHIT- you need to see an endocrinologist or a liver specialist right away, because God Almighty didn’t create mankind to be non-functional without a tropical roasted bean beverage.  That addiction is YOUR hot mess, not some failure in God’s design of the human body, and I say this as a person who was introduced to proper Roman coffee almost a decade ago now. YOU DON’T NEED COFFEE.

I was a commodity futures trader who had to be “up and at-’em” a full hour hour before Chicago in my Denver timezone, and I NEVER drank coffee until I was shown actual Italian coffee, years after I walked away from the futures and options markets.

Getting your lazy, fat, white butt up and out of bed in the morning is called “ADULTHOOD”.

Some of us get it.

Many never do. And resent every indication of it when presented.

Now a word about drugs above and beyond caffeine because drug use is EXPLODING as the post-Christian west implodes.

What the mainstream calls “Bi-polar breaks” are almost always nowadays due to benzodiazepine DOWNSIDE psychotic breaks. NEVER EVER take ANY advice or counsel from a person who takes Benzos [Xanax, Prozac, Valium], first and foremost JORDAN PETERSON or any of his drug-addled groupies.  Everyone I know of who has had “cyclic” psychotic breaks has been a Benzo user. In fact, such people should be treated as reliable CONTRA-INDICATORS in EVERYTHING.  Run, not walk, in the opposite direction. Seriously. RUN. And if God Almighty gives you an opportunity to get out – SEIZE IT. A drowning man will drag you under and kill you if he possibly can.

JUST SAY “No” TO DRUGS, and to those who use them. Especially now.

Using psychiatric drugs is not normal, including prescription drugs.  Being psychotic is NOT NORMAL.  Being a rage monster is NOT NORMAL. Having had an exorcism is NOT NORMAL.  Being sexually perverted IS NOT NORMAL, nor is running with sex perverts. It is better to be alone than to keep bad company, including ONLINE. But really, who is EVER alone so long as they have Our Blessed Lord, His mother, the Co-Redemptrix, and the Communion of Saints?

Use prudence.  It is a virtue.  If in doubt, stick exclusively to the SAINTS and DOCTORS of the Church. Love PERSONALLY Our Lord. Contemplating His Passion is the fastest, surest way to this.  He loves you, personally, INFINITELY.  Look up at the stars and the countless galaxies.  He made them and placed them… totally for love of you. Fifty-two factorial. The cure to anxiety can be as simple as a standard deck of cards.

And YEP, I’m  totally advising anyone with spiritual uncertainties to totally eliminate the internet, INCLUDING MY WEBSITE AND PODCAST, and flee straight to the Co-Redemptrix and her most holy Rosary. Your eternal soul might just depend on it.

Fast. Pray. Shun bad company.

I hope this tough love helps. We don’t have any more time for the kid-glove treatment.

Mary, Co-Redemptrix, pray for us.

Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on us.

Chris Ferrara declares TRUTH, REALITY and the PAPACY to be tedious irrelevancies: “Nothing is more tedious or wasteful of time and intellectual effort than the debate over the supposedly invalid election of Francis.”

We have been discussing in this space the sad state of a man whose intellect is darkened, despite having a high IQ, mostly in the context of the CoronaScam and the DeathJab.  It is a sad and terrifying thing to behold.  Men are RATIONAL INTELLECTS, created in the image and likeness of God.  When that rationality is darkened, and men speak and act in IRRATIONAL ways, it is absolutely chilling to behold.

Sadly, the Catholic attorney and columnist Christopher Ferrara is, yet again, putting on a master class in the terrifying spectacle of a man who, while having significant intellectual capacity, is seemingly in a freefall of irrational disconnect. The throttle is mashed, but the transmission is in neutral… and Chris is rolling backwards downhill.

I saw this headline linked on Canon212.com and when I clicked it open at Fatima.org, even I was taken aback at Chris’ ability to type these words, proofread them, and then post them publicly.  Chris Ferrara in the opening sentence of his piece dances very, very close to total apostasy, and certainly embraces Lutheranism.  Take a look:

“Nothing is more tedious or wasteful of time and intellectual effort than the debate over the supposedly invalid election of Francis. There was a conclave in 2013, Jorge Mario Bergoglio emerged as the Pope-elect, he accepted the office and was installed therein. Everything else is vain speculation—awaiting, perhaps someday, a revelation that would be confirmed by a successor Pope or Council, failing which the whole debate is academic.”
-Christopher Ferrara, 7 April, ARSH 2021, Fatima.org

The Vicariate of Christ, the Papacy, is a supernaturally protected Office, instituted by the Second Person of the Triune Godhead Himself, and recorded in the Holy Gospels by the inspiration of the Holy Ghost. Christ Almighty established the Petrine Office as the VISIBLE HEAD OF HIS CHURCH ON EARTH.  The Vicar of Christ is IN HIS PERSON nothing less than the PRINCIPLE OF UNITY and therefore the Vicar of Christ is also THE STANDARD OF SCHISM.

The entire Church for 2000 years has held the Petrine Office as the Rock upon which Christ built His Holy Church.  EVERY Apostle, EVERY Church Father, EVERY saint, EVERY believing Catholic without exception held the Papacy as the Vicariate of Christ on Earth without exception. By the loving gratuitous grace and Providence of God, Vatican I formally promulgated this a dogma – precisely so we would know, with certainty, that Bergoglio is an Antipope and to therefore look back to the events surrounding his usurpation – namely Pope Benedict’s utterly bizarre and totally unprecedented attempt to “half-resign” only the “active ministry for the governance of the Church”.

But if that weren’t enough, because Our Lord made the Petrine Promises, explicitly recorded in the Holy Gospels, the Papacy is tied DIRECTLY and INEXTRICABLY to the question of Our Lord’s DIVINITY.  If Our Lord LIED, if Our Lord was in ERROR, if Our Lord FORSOOK HIS EXPLICIT REPEATED PROMISES regarding the Petrine Office and its guarantee of supernatural protection, then Our Lord IS NOT GOD. And if Our Lord is not God, then His Passion and Death are NOT the once and for all sacrifice that redeems mankind, and we ARE NOT SAVED. Put bluntly: if what Chris Ferrara holds with regards to the Papacy is true, then Easter is a JOKE.  A very, very, very bad joke.

If ANYONE sees any flaw in this excruciatingly obvious logical corollary, PLEASE, do let me know.  THIS is why I say that it is absolutely horrifying to watch a man with the intellectual capacity of Chris Ferrara blithely open an essay with a complete denial of not just the Papacy, not just the Holy Catholic Church, but of Our Blessed Savior’s VERY DIVINITY without the slightest hint of self-awareness.

For Chris Ferrara to say that the TRUTH is “tedious” and “wasteful of time” is a direct, personal attack on Our Lord, because OUR LORD IS HIMSELF THE TRUTH.  Jesus Christ IS REALITY.  We declare this at the end of almost EVERY MASS when the Last Gospel, John 1: 1-14, is proclaimed:

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God…
In principio erat Verbum, et Verbum erat apud Deum, et Deus erat Verbum…

How can ANYONE possibly say that THE TRUTH doesn’t matter?  Jesus Christ IS the Truth!

How can anyone possibly say that REALITY doesn’t matter?  God IS reality.  He is its Author, Sustainer and its essence. CHRIST IS REALITY, and is thus THE criterion of all thought and action.  Christ is not an evil schizophrenic saying to us, “Maybe-yes, maybe-no, reality is one thing today, but could change retroactively in the future, tee-hee, ain’t I a stinker?”

One wonders, after reading just the opening sentence of Ferrara’s bilge if he has ever, one time in his entire life actually THOUGHT about the words of the Gloria Patri as he was saying it.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost.  As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

Gloria Patri,
et Filio,
et Spiritui Sancto.
Sicut erat in principio,
et nunc, et semper,
et in saecula saeculorum.

Amen.

Folks, it is a VERY fair critique of Catholics that so many Protestants make that Catholics mindlessly babble rote prayers.  Chris Ferrara’s opening paragraph proves this is often true in his denial of the very concept of objective reality. Perhaps Chris should convert to islam, wherein the supreme deity is openly held to be “the greatest deceiver”, and even more up Chris’ alley, pure will, changeable and capricious, utterly devoid of rationality.  Marry that to Luther’s denial of the Church being VISIBLE, most especially at ITS EARTHLY HEAD, and Chris Ferrara could found the final, perfect religion: Luthislam.

Has the great legal scholar Ferrara, the self-appointed last word on all things juridical ever once read Canon 748?

Can. 748 §1. All persons are bound to seek the truth in those things which regard God and His Church and by virtue of divine law are bound by the obligation and possess the right of embracing and observing the truth which they have come to know.”

Finally, it must be pointed out that Chris Ferrara, A CIVIL LAWYER, ostentatiously denies and shows ZERO intellectual curiosity with regards to the very Canon Law that he SHOULD be engrossed with, the selfsame Canon Law which arbitrates the entire question of the validity of a putative Petrine resignation.  What is going on here?

If I may shed, perhaps, some personal light on this?  As I have recounted in this space before, I have met and dined with Chris multiple times, the first being on the night of the faux-election of Antipope Bergoglio in the restaurant Da Roberto on the Borgo Pio beside the Vatican.  I had the lasagna.  The cheese was extra crispy from the broiler.  It was sublime.  The red table wine was… table wine.  I subsequently dined with Chris several times after that.  The last time I saw Chris was in the summer of ARSH 2016.  I had just gone public with my “Benedict is Pope” position, and so I dropped in on a gathering so that I could shake hands with Mike Matt of the Remnant, whom I had been writing columns for over the previous year.  I felt that it would not be fair for me to write for the Remnant given that I could no longer refer to Bergoglio as anything but “Antipope”, and Mike Matt and The Remnant did not publicly share my position.  But, there were absolutely no hard feelings, hence my desire to see Mike Matt in person, shake his hand, and make sure that all was copacetic between us personally.  Kind of a, how would one phrase this, “unite the clans” sort of a vibe.

Upon arriving at the gathering, I immediately ran into Mike Matt and we starting chatting merrily.  A few minutes into our conversation, Chris Ferrara briskly approached, and immediately began talking to me – no introductions necessary, because Chris knew exactly who I was, by sight, because he had met and dined with me several times before.  Chris was lying when he said not long ago that this occasion was the only time he had ever met me in person.  LIED.  As in BEARING FALSE WITNESS.

The first words out of Chris Ferrara’s mouth to me as he, I and Mike Matt stood huddled together were:

“Look.  We all think you’re probably right about Bergoglio, but who do you think you are to be publicly declaring it?”

Counselor Ferrara then, in full shyster snoot mode, proceeded to VOIRE DIRE me in the middle of a cocktail bar.  “And Miss Barnhardt, tell me, do you have a degree in Canon Law? Or theology?”

“No, Chris, I have a degree in Animal Husbandry,” I replied with a BIG grin.

When Chris Ferrara saw that I was TOTALLY unfazed by his shameless and effeminate appeals to credentialism (by the way- NOTHING signals that you have lost an argument faster than appeals to credentialism; don’t do that), he turned on his heel and stormed off in a snit.  Mike Matt looked at me and shrugged wryly.

So, if I had to guess at what is behind Chris Ferrara’s incredibly sad descent into Luthislam, I would say the primary factor is intense intellectual pride, which feeds into envy.  Chris thinks, for some absolutely bizarre reason, that HE and HE ALONE should be the voice of ANY legal argumentation about ANYTHING, and thus the fact that he has totally, completely dropped the ball and then been steamrolled by unlettered lay nothings like me, Mark Docherty and others who have simply looked at the words of Pope Benedict, and later +Ganswein, and then cross-checked that against Canon Law, while praying the Rosary, is just too much for him to bear.  Now we have Dr. Mazza – a MERE historian, and now Estefanía Acosta – a MERE third world Juris Doctor.  OH! The humiliation!

Interestingly, since my summer ARSH 2016 encounter with Chris Ferrara, I have had multiple extended conferences with faithful churchmen, and not only have my credentials never once been brought up, but exactly the opposite.  I have been given the repeated extended, patient attention and humble inquisitiveness of men who demonstrated not a shred of personal insecurity. Not surprisingly, every one of these men had read and were familiar with the Dialogues of St. Catherine of Siena. I’m not illiterate like St. Catherine was, but I’m the 21st century equivalent: UNLETTERED.  I am not a saint yet, but I have hope that I will be.  And I know who the Pope is.

The other factor that MUST be mentioned is, of course, MONEY.  Despite the recent Canon212.com poll that showed that among faithful, orthodox Traditional Catholics in the English-speaking world, the VAST majority believe that Pope Benedict is the one and only living Pope, these men still believe that if they stray from the “Fwanciss is definitely Pope” line that their fundraising will collapse. AS IF THAT SHOULD BE ANY CONSIDERATION AT ALL.

Chris Ferrara is intimately involved in the Fatima Center, which was founded by his spiritual father, Fr. Nicholas Gruner.  Sadly, Chris was caught is ANOTHER bold-faced lie when he said that he has never had any dealings with Traditional Catholics who believed that Pope Benedict’s resignation was invalid.  Fr. Nicholas Gruner was openly, publicly, even STRIDENTLY BiP years before I was.  Here is my post on this from several years ago:


How is this not a boldfaced lie, Mr. Ferrara?

On December 30, ARSH 2017 Chris Ferrara posted an essay titled “Not Fair, Mr. Keating” at Fátima Perspectives. LINK HERE.

Paragraph 12:

“Finally, no traditionalist I would consider a colleague has ever declared that Francis is an anti-Pope (in the sense that he was not validly elected, although he acts like one), that the See of Peter is vacant, or that Benedict is still the Pope.  These are straw men.”

Fr. Nicholas Gruner was the founder of the organization that Chris Ferrara has dedicated a massive amount of his working life to: The Fátima Center. Fr. Nicholas Gruner was Chris Ferrara’s spiritual father, it is no risk to say. The word “disciple” could very appropriately be used to describe the closeness and intertwinedness of Chris Ferrara to Fr. Nicholas Gruner.

Fr. Nicholas Gruner openly, publicly declared that Pope Benedict’s attempted resignation was canonically invalid per Canon 332.2. Fr. Nicholas Gruner commemorated Pope Benedict at the Te Igitur. This video proves this beyond any shadow of a doubt.

And yet, unbelievably, Counselor Ferrara stated in writing on 30 December, ARSH 2017 that “no Traditionalist I would consider a colleague has ever declared” “that Benedict is still the Pope.”

Folks, this is a lie. PERIOD.

I post this to point up the fact there is is something very, very, VERY wrong amongst the professional Traditional Catholic partisans who absolutely insist that “Francis is Pope, so shut up, Stupid!”

Lying is a big deal, and when you catch people lying you need to acknowledge it for the extremely grave matter that it is. For me personally, I have learned over the past seven years that it is extremely important to NOT associate with and, when necessary, even denounce people that one discovers to be liars. Chris Ferrara is not the first person that has been irrefutably demonstrated to me to be a liar in the Trad Inc. milieu.

There is absolutely no way to spin or engage in lawyerly doublespeak to make Ferrara’s written statement above anything than what it is: a full-blown boldfaced lie.


And THAT folks, is how a man with a very high IQ can have his intellect so darkened that he writes sacrilegious, heretical, flirting-with-apostasy bilge like this, and think that it is “good” and bolsters his credibility:

A little crass, but I can’t think of a better rhetorical device… especially for Boomers and Karens who love-love-love chemical contraception!!

Question for Boomers and Karens everywhere:

“If there were a contraceptive vaccine, but after getting it you could still get pregnant, and you still had to use a condom, would you take it?”

Pssst: there actually is a contraceptive “vaccine”. It’s called Depo-Provera. It’s been around for many years. It’s been marketed by PlannedBarrenhood mainly to inner-city black and hispanic women, especially alcoholics and hard drug addicts, because it doesn’t require the personal responsibility of taking a pill every day, which alcoholics and drug addicts are largely incapable of doing.

VISIBILITY, VISIBILITY, VISIBILITY: God is SO GOOD that Antipope Bergoglio, the likely False Prophet Forerunner of the Antichrist, is literally publicly devoted to JUDAS ISCARIOT.

Salvation is an OPEN BOOK TEST, folks.  God is not trying to trick anyone or pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.  The sheep don’t need any “secret knowledge” or joke degrees to know who’s who and what’s what.  All you need is love of God and to be in a state of grace so that you aren’t blinded by your own sin.  Remember, sin makes you stupid, no matter how high your IQ.  Sin throws your transmission into neutral, so that no horsepower can get to the axle.

EVERYTHING is out in the open.

Antipope Bergoglio brags about having a picture of Judas Iscariot, HANGED, hanging over his desk.  Now, we see that Antipope Bergoglio had the Vatican Newspaper publish their Good Friday edition DEDICATED TO PRAISING AND CANONIZING Judas Iscariot, complete with homoerotica. This is not satire.

Jorge Bergoglio isn’t the Pope, and never was.  This simply CANNOT be any clearer. Antipope Jorge Bergoglio is a criminal usurper, a manifest apostate who is tasked, as all Freemasons are, with the total destruction and annihilation of the One True Church from the face of the earth, accomplished by the overthrow and destruction of the Papacy, and the erection of an Antichurch which is Freemasonic and in total servitude to Lucifer.

The guy is LITERALLY publishing his devotion to the BETRAYER OF CHRIST with homoerotic images of Jesus, nude, kneeling at Judas’ corpse, claiming that Christ OWES HIS GLORY… to Judas Iscariot.

This is straight out of Satanism.  This is TOTAL INVERSION. Again, THIS IS SATANISM.

Pope Benedict’s resignation in February ARSH 2013 was canonically invalid. Pope Benedict never resigned the Petrine Office, and thus has never stopped being the Pope.  The thing that looked like a conclave in March ARSH 2013 was totally null and void.  Bergoglio is an Antipope, which most orthodox Catholics now realize.  What even more are realizing is that Antipope Bergoglio isn’t just one among the dozens of antipopes in the 2000 year history of the Church – he is very likely the False Prophet Forerunner of the Antichrist, and these are probably the End Times.

Fast. Pray. Go to Confession.  Stay in a state of grace.  Stay close to the Blessed Virgin, the Co-Redemptrix, most especially through her most holy Rosary.

Pray for Pope Benedict, the Papacy, and Holy Mother Church, the spotless and undefiled Body and Bride of Christ, outside of which there is no salvation.

Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on us.

 

OK, Boomer. I’m sure Pramjit and Shivay’s Athlete’s Foot is TOTALLY not contagious.

Reason #6843 why the Masonic Submission Burqa is a violation of the FIFTH COMMANDMENT.  Self-harm is a sin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFziEl_GW18

THIS is the reality of masks.  And, don’t kid yourselves, your own fashion-fabric masks are sickeningly foul petri dishes of streptococcus, staphylococcus, and we don’t even want to know what else.  Breathing your own exhaust is like eating your own… well.  Let the reader understand.  You’re probably better off tossing the dice with Pramjit’s foot fungus.

Mailbag: Ivermectin pep talk from one of my old rancher cattle marketing clients

Hello Ann,

Hope this finds you well. As I always say, your writings are a blessing to me and my family — not to mention your prayers. Thank you. And right back at ya with the prayers. You are a warrior of our times and an incredibly smart one too!

Regarding Ivermectin, just a few things to pass along. As you’d guess, I’m a big believer and have found it to (almost miraculously) keep my large family healthy for many months now! During the peak of the “scare,” we all started taking one dose weekly for about 6 weeks then went to every other week. Now we just take it when the slightest little “bug” starts to show symptoms in our home. It works! The person feeling a little ill obviously takes it, then the rest of us take it for prevention since we all share the same space. Problem solved and life rolls on like normal.

Fortunately, I learned this trick about Ivermectin quite a while ago from a fellow rancher’s wife who is a nurse and was instructed to take it on the job as both prevention and treatment.

Although she had it provided to her in pill form, the protocols and results are obviously the same for the liquid livestock product we keep in the barn! And I, like you, have been dishing out doses for many around me. It’s quite rewarding actually.

Here are a few additional helpful tips I thought you might want to pass along:

* Take it on an empty stomach

* Human dose is the same as the cattle dose on the label – approximately 1cc (ml) per 110 pounds body weight (except it’s taken orally – not injected!)

* Example: approximately 1.5 cc (ml) for 165-pound person

(Remember folks, you don’t need to agonize over fractions of a milliliter. Just get in the ballpark. If you’re still anxious about dosage, go get a bottle of whatever pain reliever you keep in your medicine cabinet and look at the label. The recommend blanket dosage for people “over the age of 12” includes a 90 pound girl and a 240 pound man in the same cohort! Both get the same dose, and the girl isn’t overdosed, and the man isn’t underdosed. The dosage window on these drugs is WIDE. —AB)

* If you squirt your dose in a small cup of water and add a shot of lemon or lime juice, the Rx taste is non-existent.

* When feeling ill, take a dose, then skip a day, then take a second dose. Others exposed to you can do the very same thing.

* If a lot of illness is going around, nothing wrong with taking one dose once a week for several weeks… and if you still start showing some symptoms of a virus, simply do the “Day One and Day Three” treatments as well.

* When you go to a farm store to pick up a bottle (Noromectin and Ivermax are two common trade names) simply buy a couple of small syringes (3cc is perfect) and a few needles while you are there. That’s all you need to have your household equipped with this wonderfully cheap and effective remedy for a very long time!

* Regarding needles: any length will do, but try to get the 18 or 20 gauge size. Common sense says these finer needles punch a smaller hole each time in the rubber stopper and thus keep the bottle more “airtight” to improve shelf life. With such a small dose needed, you will be re-entering that stopper many, many times.

Thanks again, Ann, for all you do for all of us. Look forward to our paths crossing down the trail.

Blessings,

T

And YET AGAIN this year, Tenebrae seems to be describing current events in stunning detail….

This is the third verse from the second reading of the First Nocturn of the Office of Tenebrae for Good Friday (prayed typically after the Mass of the Lord’s Supper on Thursday night). This made my jaw drop. See if you see what I see here:

Thy prophets have seen false and foolish things for thee: and they have not laid open thy iniquity, to excite thee to penance: but they have seen for thee false revelations and banishments.

Prophétæ tui vidérunt tibi falsa et stulta, nec aperiébant iniquitátem tuam, ut te ad pœniténtiam provocárent: vidérunt autem tibi assumptiónes falsas, et eiectiónes.

Lamentations 2: 14

I have said many times that Tenebrae, all three nights, is the highlight of my liturgical year. I’ve been over these words every year for almost fifteen times now, and only THIS year did THIS verse jump off the page.

Tell me that the US didn’t just experience “prophets” (snarky scare quotes are a very modern thing and don’t exist in scripture, but the reader should understand that in this verse, the snark and scare quote mood is HEAVY on “prophets”) seeing false and foolish things, false revelations and banishments.

November ARSH 2020-January ARSH 2021 ringing any bells?

Ah… Ahhh… AHHHH… Q!

(Gesundheit.)

False revelations.

Banishments.

While the post-Christian west falls at terminal velocity into perversity, depravity and overtly satanic evil never before seen, NO ONE, most especially the “prophets”, are calling any of it out (for fear of crossing the “woke” or the Coviet putsch regime), much less inciting ANYONE to repent, turn away from sin, and do penance.

Stay confessed. Stay out of mortal sin. Assume that Our Lord could return in Glory at any time, because all signs point toward that very possibility.

Barnhardt Podcast #142: Doctor Ann, Conspiracy Therapist

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In this episode we reprise the always-urgent topic of the need to be and stay Confessed, especially as the momentum of evil increases.  (And if your confessor tells you that a sin is not a sin, or encourages you to commit sin, then find a new confessor post haste!)  We also muse some more about the Masonic Sniffles and observe that one can lead a cow to Ivermectin but getting Bessie to drink it is about as hard as getting a Jesuit to pray the Rosary.

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