Monthly Archives: October 2019

Reviews Pouring In for Ann’s First Paperback of Collected Essays!

These are both from trolls, and possibly the same person sock-puppeting.

I’m TOTALLY putting these on the back cover of the next volume.  Hopefully I get some more like this:

By Daniel Brown Oct 5, 2019
The book contains nothing of any scholastic merit and Barnhardt’s essay on femenism is frankly laughable and easily dismissed. Half baked and disappointing.

By June Moore Oct 5, 2019
Dreadful, a collection of subtely or obviously misleading and inaccurate turgid self opinionated essays that contain nothing that would appeal to any professional in any field. Don’t waste your money folks. Purfunctory amateurish nonsense.

I’m also thinking perhaps a front cover medallion or diagonal banner with:

“Half baked and disappointing!”


“Turgid… Perfunctory amateurish nonsense!”

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Better that only a few Catholics should be left…

“Better that only a few Catholics should be left, staunch and sincere in their religion, than that they should, remaining many, desire as it were, to be in collusion with the Church’s enemies and in conformity with the open foes of our faith.”

            –St. Peter Canisius (ARSH 1521-1597)

Folks, barring Supernatural intervention, we’re going to eventually lose every square inch of real estate, and every government on earth will unanimously and erroneously recognize the Antichurch as the True Church when the decoupling happens, for a time.

Start mentally processing this now. Third Joyful Mystery: The Birth of Jesus. Fruit of the Mystery: The Spirit of Poverty.

Learn to be DETACHED from real estate, specifically.

100% Confirmed: The Pagan Savage Woman is Suckling a Piglet – a Wild Boar (Peccary)

I THOUGHT so. The hocks and hooves looked porcine to me. It is a porco do mato, or peccary in English. It is a South American wild boar piglet.

Here is the confirmation.

Look for this to be the new trend in our rapidly-spiraling-into-satanism culture: girls and women suckling dogs and other animals. The satanic perversion and rejection of motherhood.

A Brazilian Reader Checks In: The Satanic Suckling Could Be a Giant Rat (Capybara)

Swine, vermin, can’t a pagan savage breastfeed animals for ritual sacrifice to demons in peace?

The problem is, when the 68 IQ witch doctor with the plate in his lip and the butternut squash on his Master John Goodfellow, decides that the blood sacrifice of human-suckled animals isn’t appeasing Pachamama sufficiently, you know the child is next on the chopping block.

A godless pagan dimwit in desperate need of proselytizing and conversion to Christianity, and a guy with a plate in his lip.

Barnhardt Podcast #095: Welcome to the Jungle

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In this episode we discuss the kick-off of the Amazon Synod, complete with the “Don’t look over here — hey, look at that!” Scalfari interview in which a Bishop known as Francis questions the Divinity of Jesus. If you’ve read or listened to Ann for any length of time you’ve familiar with her assertion that “They don’t believe any of this [stuff],” something that even the female deacons in training to preside over priestless “Masses” can attest. Despite myriad opportunities for scandal, let us remember that the war has already been won and the sufferings of this time are not worthy to be compared with the glory to come (Rom. 8:18).

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Your Monday Giggle: Bingo, Bangle, Bungle, I’m So Happy In the Jungle

This is… SUBLIME.

I nominate this as the default Processional Hymn for the new “Amazon Rite.”

No, seriously, you don’t understand how absolutely delicious this is.  This requires a FULL lyrics posting. Bingo, bangle, bungle…. 

Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don’t want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I’m so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don’t want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
(That no matter how they coax him) I’ll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary’s wife concealed
(Magazine, what happens)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile
(You know you can get hurt that way Daniel)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
(What do they see, darling)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don’t want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he’s so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don’t want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
(So, no matter how they coax him) I’ll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it’s smokey and it’s crowded, they’re too civilized to complain
When they’ve got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground
(What do they do, darling)
They swim and they fish, but that’s what I do all year round

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don’t want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I’m so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don’t want no jailhouse, (shotgun) fish hooks (golf clubs) I got my spears
(So, no matter how they coax him) I’ll stay right here
They have things like the atom bomb (so I think I’ll stay where I am)
Civilization, I’ll stay right here

It should have been Manning today. Read on and see why….

“God knows that I would rather stand in the lowest place within the Truth, than in the highest without it. Nay, outside the Truth the higher the worse. It is only so much more opposition to Truth, so much more propagation of falsehood.”

Praise consists in the love of God, in wonder at the goodness of God, in recognition of the gifts of God, in seeing God in all things He gives us, ay, and even in the things that He refuses to us; so as to see our whole life in the light of God; and seeing this, to bless Him, adore Him, and glorify Him.

I will touch but one other topic, and then make an end. The same prophets who foretold disastrous consequences from the definition (of Papal Infallibility) are now foretelling the downfall of the Temporal Power. Day by day, we hear and read contemptuous censures of the obstinacy of Pius the Ninth, who has ruined himself by his Non possumus, and sealed his downfall by the definition of his own infallibility. I do not hesitate to say, that if what is now happening had been caused by the definition, which is not the fact, yet any external trials would be better than an internal conflict arising from a contradiction of revealed truth. Gold may be bought too dear; but truth cannot.

   Perhaps we ought not to wonder that the Protest and and anti-Catholic world should persist in declaring that Rome, by the definition of the Infallibility, has altered its relation to the world, or, as I have lately read, “Disgusted all the civil governments of Europe.”  They do not know, or are willingly ignorant, that the doctrine of the Infallibility was as much the doctrine of the Church before as after the definition. The definition only declares it to be revealed by God. The relations of Rome to the Civil Powers are therefore precisely what they were before. If the Civil Powers are disgusted, it is only because the Ecumenical Council (Vatican I) declined to swerve from its duty in compliance to their dictation; or because they can no longer affect to disbelieve that the Infallibility of the Roman Pontiff is the true and traditional doctrine of the Catholic Church.

We are called superstitious, because we do not believe in the downfall of the Temporal Power; and obstinate, because we will not recognize the right of Italy to invade the Patrimony of the Church. Our superstition consists in this. In the history of the Church the Temporal Power has been suppressed, as the phrase is, over and over again. The first Napoleon suppressed it twice. The Triumvirate suppressed it in 1848. There is nothing new under the sun. The thing that has been, is the thing that shall be. We do not believe in the perpetuity of anything but the Church; nor in the finality of anything but justice. Sacrilege carries the seeds of its own dissolution. A robbery so unjust cannot endure. When or how it shall be chastised we know not; but the day of reckoning is not less sure for that. Of one thing there can be no doubt: the nations which have conspired to dethrone the Vicar of Christ will, for that sin, be scourged. They will, moreover, scourge one another, and themselves. The people that has the chief share in the sin, will have the heaviest share in the punishment. We are therefore in no way moved. If it be God’s will that His Church should suffer persecution, it will be thereby purified; but the persecutors will fall one by one. Rome has seen the map of Europe made over and over again; but Rome remains changeless. It will see out the present dynasties of conquered and conqueror; suffering, it may be, but indefectible.”

-Henry Edward Cardinal Manning

Psssst… Come ‘ere. Hey, listen…

Pssst.  Come ‘ere.  Hey, listen:

If anyone EVER tells lies about you, defrauds you, runs a massive con job campaign of destruction against you, even if the entire world unanimously believes and accepts the lies, I NEVER, EVER WILL, and I WILL MAKE IT RIGHT AND WILL MAKE THE TRUTH KNOWN IN THE END.

I AM the Truth, I AM infinite, perfect good, I AM perfect justice, and I LOVE YOU INFINITELY. You have to trust Me.  That isn’t just a platitude.  If you really believe in Me, and believe that I AM Who I say I AM, you HAVE TO TRUST ME.

Never, ever forget this. And come visit Me in the Blessed Sacrament more often.  I miss you.