Psssst… Come ‘ere. Hey, listen…

Pssst.  Come ‘ere.  Hey, listen:

If anyone EVER tells lies about you, defrauds you, runs a massive con job campaign of destruction against you, even if the entire world unanimously believes and accepts the lies, I NEVER, EVER WILL, and I WILL MAKE IT RIGHT AND WILL MAKE THE TRUTH KNOWN IN THE END.

I AM the Truth, I AM infinite, perfect good, I AM perfect justice, and I LOVE YOU INFINITELY. You have to trust Me.  That isn’t just a platitude.  If you really believe in Me, and believe that I AM Who I say I AM, you HAVE TO TRUST ME.

Never, ever forget this. And come visit Me in the Blessed Sacrament more often.  I miss you.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.