Monthly Archives: January 2016

Cattlemen: As I Tried To Tell You, The Only Protection Is Equity

I taught my first Cornerstone Cattle Marketing Level 2 class in Guymon, Oklahoma something like five years ago now.  It was a spectacular group of people.  I recall being asked to discuss my thoughts on how the markets would develop (even though forecasting is a BIG no-no for a skilled marketer) with regards to the Obama regime’s economic warfare, specifically with regards to the collapse – would it be INFLATIONARY or DEFLATIONARY?

I created an entire module in the Level 2 curriculum which dealt explicitly with inflation and hyperinflation, going so far as to integrate problem sets in which the Dollar was no longer a unit of exchange.  I taught cattlemen how to trade the cash cattle markets with rounds of .223 and gallons of diesel as the baseline unit of value, in addition to using hyper-inflated prices – prices so inflated that they were completely disorienting, even to the most experienced cattle jock.  You know, like DOUBLING the price.  This module was so well-received and appreciated that I integrated it into my Level 1 curriculum, and recorded the second edition of my Level 1 DVD curriculum including the inflation module in March of ARSH 2011.

The Level 1 Cornerstone Cattle Marketing DVD set, second edition, is STILL AVAILABLE FOR SALE.  Email me for ordering instructions. They have changed.

I leaned then towards an INFLATIONARY event, because of the sheer enormity of the “money printing”, that is, debt creation, already well underway at that time.  We then discussed how a large deflation could possibly then follow, and my focus at that time was drilling into the guys (and gals) that when inflation comes, the WORST POSSIBLE THING ONE COULD DO would be to re-lever.  In other words, when inflation hits, CAPTURE THE EQUITY.  DO NOT EXPAND WITH LEVERAGE.  IF ONE HAD DEBT, USE THE WAVE OF INFLATION TO PAY DOWN OR COMPLETELY PAY OFF THE DEBT.  Then, if and when the markets deflate, the deflation will not be catastrophic.  Cash flows would continue, selling and buying back will continue, and, if the inflation was severe enough, the cattleman would be operating debt-free.

How many took my advice?  How many maintained the moral discipline to SHUN leverage, even when every “economist”, broker and agricultural loan officer was pressuring them day after day to “take advantage of the low interest rates and put that equity to work!”

Here is a 5 year continuation chart of Feeder Cattle futures, from January 2011 to today.  Please note that the price of feeder cattle in fact DOUBLED from $1.22 per pound in the spring of ARSH 2011 to $2.45 per pound in late ARSH 2014.  Then note the crash seen over the past six months.

Feeder Cattle Futures Nearby Continuation - 5 years

Feeder Cattle Futures Nearby Continuation – 5 years

Anyone who foolishly, greedily re-levered during the inflationary period, thus COMPLETELY NEGATING THE NATURAL INFLATIONARY HEDGE OF DEALING IN A CASH FOOD COMMODITY, is now in dire, dire, dire financial straits – even though prices today are what would have been RECORD HIGH LEVELS just TWENTY-FOUR MONTHS AGO.

Guys, this is why I BEGGED you – do you remember that I literally got down on my knees and BEGGED you – to stay open on the topside, CAPTURE EQUITY and PAY OFF DEBT in an inflationary event.  Delay ALL EXPANSION until it can be done on a 100% CASH basis.

Here is what I suspect the new normal will be until there is a total civilizational collapse.  I suspect that there will be a horrific, ever-more volatile cycle of hyper inflationary followed by deflationary events for raw commodities.  As West Texas Crude probes below $30 with talk of $10, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if a year from now crude has made new all-time highs or some such.  After which, if the world has not descended into full-blown hot war, there will be another orchestrated deflationary event, again, trying to squeeze someone, as the markets have now become a primary battlespace, driven by algorithms, funded by central banks – market players that can literally print their own money, and are thus impervious to margin calls and any cash delivery convergence. It’s all just a massive game of money-printing “chicken”, with the completely corrupt derivatives markets DRIVING the underlying cash markets.

Or as they say in Yorba Linda, “completely FUBAR.”

And if any commodity broker tries to tell you that the solution to all of this is “hedging on the Board”, just punch him as hard as you can right in the mouth.  For me.

I tried.  God knows I tried. I pray that some actually listened. Even if some did, I know it wasn’t enough to feed everyone.

 

Starting Friday Off Right: St. Maurus Edition

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

Lorenzo Monaco (c. 1370-1423), Coronation of the Virgin, predella: Saint Benedict & Saint Scholastica and Maurus Saving Placid

Lorenzo Monaco (c. 1370-1423), Coronation of the Virgin, predella: Saint Benedict & Saint Scholastica and Maurus Saving Placid, Uffizi Gallery, Florence

Today is the feast of Saints Maurus and Placid.  St. Maurus was St. Benedict’s first disciple. We see in the left half of the beautiful image above the instance wherein St. Benedict summoned St. Maurus and told him that his confrere, St. Placid, had fallen into the lake while fetching water, and was now about “the length of an arrowshot” away from the shore, drowning, and that St. Maurus should go save him.  St. Maurus took off running, ran out onto the surface of the lake, pulled St. Placid out of the water, hauled him back to shore – again, on the surface of the water the whole time. St. Maurus said afterward that he didn’t realize what he had done – namely walk on water – until after the fact. All he was thinking about was saving his friend per St. Benedict’s instruction.

He just did it.  He didn’t pull up at the water’s edge and stand there whining about how there was nothing he could do, and that he didn’t like swimming, and he couldn’t possibly be expected to go in the water, and maybe even risk his own life, and it was no use, and St. Placid should learn how to swim and save himself.  Nope.  He just did it.  And God provided a miracle – a miracle not seen since Our Lord walked with (a somewhat soggy) St. Peter on the Sea of Galilee.

Dear God, please let us be more like St. Maurus and just do what needs to be done, not pulling up at the shore and making whining, faithless excuses about why we can’t.

The Cause of Homosexuality Is Diabolical Narcissism, Not Celibacy or Chastity

The cause of homosexuality, and all aberrosexuality is DIABOLICAL NARCISSISM.

The further one descends into Diabolical Narcissism, the freakier and freakier the aberrosexuality becomes. Think Charlie Sheen.  Think Miley Cyrus and Linsey Lohan. Think all musloid cultures – musloids openly screw blood relatives, children and infants, animals and dead bodies, and islam ratifies this.

Celibacy and chastity have nothing to do with it and are red herrings. Don’t fall for it for a second. There is NOTHING harmful or risky about a psycho-spiritually normal person, fully and normally capable of love and thus BY DEFINITION heterosexual, directing the energy of their sexuality toward a life espoused and in service to Christ and His Holy Church.

Taking a vow of celibacy does not make a man or woman “asexual”.  ASEXUALITY IS HIGHLY DISORDERED, AND A RED FLAG SIGNAL OF CEREBRAL DIABOLIC NARCISSISM. Asexuality, or CLAIMS of asexuality – which are  frequently a cover for homosexuality – should be a DISQUALIFIER for the priesthood and holy orders.

The one and only normal “sexual orientation” is HETEROSEXUALITY. Period. Everything else is diabolical. There is no such thing as a “benign” homosexuality, asexuality or aberrosexuality of any stripe.  ALL are derivatives of Diabolical Narcissism, and thus extremely dangerous to souls, not only of the individual, but also to the people the Diabolical Narcissist comes in contact with.

(Man, I wish someone would make a video presentation about this.  I know it would be long – like three hours – but it is such an important and overarching subject.  Oh… wait.)

Jorge Bergoglio (Francis) is REALLY Ashamed of Jesus Christ

I mentioned the intentional covering of Bergoglio’s pectoral cross in the heretical and hateful-to-God video put out by FrancisChurch last week.  Just so you know that I’m not fantasizing about this stuff, check this out:

"See? I tucked it in so you wouldn't be offended by the sight of that bullshit. Pretty damn humble of me, eh?"

“See? I tucked it in so you wouldn’t be offended by the sight of any of that superstitous bullshit. Pretty damn humble of me, eh? So, are you a Traveling Man too?”

Guys, I keep trying to tell you, THEY DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE ANY OF IT.  Bergoglio is HIDING THE CROSS OF CHRIST for fear of “offending” this Jewish man with the Truth and Love of God. Bergoglio would sooner die than tell this Jewish man about Jesus Christ, the Messiah, The Way, The Truth and The Life, and His Holy Church, which is the New Temple and the True Israel.

And some of them, like Bergoglio I strongly suspect, are diabolical narcissists who have devalued God (as Lucifer did) and are now at war with Him (as Lucifer is).  The battlefield in all of this, my dear readers, is EVERY HUMAN SOUL. Including yours.  And Jorge Bergoglio is ON THE WRONG SIDE, and is SQUATTING LIKE A TOAD UPON THE SEE OF PETER.

To all of the people who keep saying that Francis is no big deal, and this too shall pass, I find your cavalier attitude toward the eternal souls of your fellow man who are being scandalized, driven away, and/or confirmed and ratified in MORTAL SIN by this man, human beings, a non-trivial number of which die every day, simply disgusting.

Yes, this too shall pass, but at what cost?  HOW. MANY. SOULS?

Satan and the demons are PROACTIVELY ENGAGED and interested in every human being.  They are intensely interested in each individual person, and realize the enormity of the loss of each individual person, given that The Second Person of the Godhead incarnated, suffered and died so that each INDIVIDUAL person would be redeemed, and perhaps saved.  

Satan and the demons understand that, and more importantly, believe it.  Too bad we don’t.  

 

Starting Thursday Off Right: fight! Fight! FIGHT! Edition

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

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“It is better that the truth be known than that scandal be covered up.”
St. Augustine

“Not to oppose error is to approve it; and not to defend truth is to suppress it; and indeed to neglect to confound evil men, when we can do it, is no less a sin than to encourage them.”
Pope St. Felix III

“If the faith is in imminent peril, prelates ought to be accused by their subjects, even in public.”
St. Thomas Aquinas

“The greatest obstacle in the apostolate of the Church is the timidity or rather the cowardice of the faithful.”
Pope St. Pius X

 

More Amazing News! BENEFACTOR **TUESDAYS** NOW IN EFFECT!

Ann,

I offer the TLM (Traditional Latin Mass) publicly every weekday, with a few exceptions. I will commit to Tuesday mornings at 0830 EST.As you know, the Canon allows for ‘N and N’ at the Memento for the living, so I think it would be appropriate to name you and your benefactors each Tuesday.

I am committing to this because I have been given a mighty weapon in the war that is not against flesh and blood, and therefore I also have a grave responsibility to wield it in the day of battle. I am determined to stand my ground at the foot of Calvary and there – at the Altar – fight with Him, suffer with Him and die with Him (God helping me). Ann, the crucifixion approaches, and the perplexing desolation of Psalm 21 awaits the broken Body of Christ, especially every Alter Christus.

Note also that I am committing to offering the TLM for you and your benefactors in partial return for your having taught me to ‘put my elbows down’. You know, the one about… (Why Priests Can Only Ever Be Men).

“See” you next Tuesday.
FrP

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So there you go.  Every Tuesday at 0830 Eastern, the Holy and August Sacrifice of the Mass in the Venerable Gregorian Rite will be offered for you, my Benefactors.

Elbows down.

Elbows down.

Starting Wednesday Off Right: Oh, Hilary! Edition

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

hilary

“Now it is time to speak, the time for silence is past. We must expect Christ’s return, for the reign of Antichrist has begun. The shepherds must give the warning signals because the hirelings have fled. Let us lay down our lives for the sheep, for brigands have entered the fold and the roaring lion is rampaging about. Be ready for martyrdom! Satan himself is clothed as an angel of light.”

-St. Hilary of Poitiers, Doctor of the Church

Let's Just Start Calling the Diabolical Narcissist Rage Monster Bergoglio "Worshipful Master".

Soooooo muuuuuuuuch. Where does one even begin.  I see the emails saying, “What is going on? How can this be happening? Why is Pope Francis doing this?”

I’ve already answered these questions, but I understand that sometimes it takes multiple “encounters” with the “tender two-by-four of reality” to have reality fully, permanently set-in.  So, I’ll walk you through it again.

Bergoglio keeps saying heretical things, recently denying the divinity of Christ (it was always just a matter of time) by saying that Our Lord had to beg forgiveness of Mary and Joseph for His “little escapade” when at age 12 He was found teaching at the Temple.  Begging FORGIVENESS has as its antecedent the COMMITTING OF A SIN.  Our Lord, God Incarnate, True God and True Man, was sinless. Period. If He had done anything ever requiring Him to BEG FORGIVENESS of anyone at any time, then He is not Divine, and if He is not Divine, then Calvary is meaningless, we are not saved, there is no Church, there is no Mass, there is no Eucharist, and there is no hope for any of us.  We all might as well commit suicide as soon as possible and either have our souls annihilated (as Francis has taught happens) or begin eternity in hell, because a few years plus or minus relative to eternity is simply irrelevant.

THIS IS FRANCIS’ RELIGION.

But why? Why does Bergoglio want and need to drag Our Lord down?  Why deny His Divinity? Why refuse to genuflect before Him?  Why present Our Lord as “one path among many”?  Why intentionally cover his pectoral cross in his latest video by holding a piece of paper up in front of it? (I just recorded a video presentation, and framing the shot took 45 minutes.  Every posture and range of motion was pre-checked. That holding up of that sheet of paper was absolutely, 100% planned and blocked, getting the lighting, angle and height just right to cover his pectoral cross. Sick.)

That height and angle of the piece of paper was carefully planned and adjusted. Ask any videographer.

That height and angle of the piece of paper was carefully planned and adjusted. Ask any videographer.

Why does Bergoglio seem to hate and resent God?

Because he is a diabolical narcissist.  (Gee, I wish someone would make a video explaining all of that.  Oh… wait.)

Bergoglio is also, almost certainly, a Freemason.  Why do I say that?  Well, maybe you know Freemasonry by its other name: HUMANISM. Humanism is defined as: a philosophical position that stresses the autonomy of human reason in contradistinction to the authority of the Church”. It is a diabolically narcissistic mindset. (Wow.  I sure would be interested to hear more about this diabolical narcissism.  It sounds really important…) Does that not pretty much encapsulate EVERYTHING Bergoglio has done and is all about?  Bergoglio is now preaching Humanism openly by name, specifically citing it as the great cultural foundation of Europe (well, yeah, since the Freemasonic “enlightenment”, which has done nothing but destroy European culture and get hundreds of millions killed in war after war after war – almost like war was an industrial complex unto itself…).  He also said that this great European Humanism must be defended.  That, my friends, is a dogwhistle. Who is the enemy of Humanism, that is to say Freemasonry?  Yep.  The One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.  That same Church which Bergoglio is absolutely hellbent to destroy, with the full cooperation of the Freemasonic media juggernaut, and replace with a pantheistic, self-worshipping Global New World Order (or “novus ordo”, for those of you in Yorba Linda).  The only question in my mind now is whether or not Bergoglio will be buried in his apron when the time comes.

Denying the Divinity of Christ is utterly, utterly essential for all of this.  If Christ is Divine, if Christ is God, then ALL OTHER RELIGIONS ARE FALSE, and all people should be proselytized and hopefully converted to the One True Faith. Period.  Full stop.  If you, dear reader, being a typical contra-educated, propagandized American or European can’t get your head around that basic, fundamental logical truth, then stop reading now and sit in stillness and THINK about it until the simple, radiant truth of it penetrates the darkness of your reptilian mind.  Seriously.  We have all been inculcated non-stop to believe the utterly nonsensical proposition that there are multiple truths.

Freemasonic Humanism is all about the diabolically narcissistic proposition of DEIFYING THE HUMAN SELF.  Thus, “truth” is relative and present in DIFFERENT FORMS within each individual person.  So, if Jesus says divorce and remarriage is adultery, then that is “his” truth, a product of “his” time and culture, but if you consult YOUR conscience and “the internal forum”, and you come up with a different answer, that is great, because YOU are YOUR OWN GOD, and God is not God, He is just a mascot for “tenderness” and “mercy”, which actually means agreeing with everything YOU think, feel and do. And your true savior, the one who finally came and revealed your own divinity to you so that you can finally have mercy on yourself, is Worshipful Master Jorge Bergoglio.  ALL. SHALL. LOVE. HIM. AND. DESPAIR.

And finally, in review, this is happening because God is very, very, very, very angry with His faithless, effeminate people who have sat by and watched the Church and the world descend into evil never before plumbed in human history.  The diabolical narcissism and effeminacy is so pervasive in the world that it will require trauma and suffering on a scale never before seen to purge.  (Wow.  That would make a really interesting video presentation or something….)

‘Return O ye revolting children … and I will give you pastors according to My own heart’.
(Jer. 3:14,15)

“The most evident mark of God’s anger, and the most terrible castigation He can inflict upon the world, is manifest when He permits His people to fall into the hands of a clergy who are more in name than in deed, priests who practice the cruelty of ravening wolves rather than the charity and affection of devoted shepherds. They abandon the things of God to devote themselves to the things of the world and, in their saintly calling of holiness, they spend their time in profane and worldly pursuits. When God permits such things, it is a very positive proof that He is thoroughly angry with His people and is visiting His most dreadful wrath upon them.”
-Saint John Eudes

Starting Tuesday Off Right: Back to the Fight Edition

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"

“My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?”

“Prayer is not a machine. It is not magic. It is not advice offered to God. Our act, when we pray, must not, any more than all our other acts, be separated from the continuous act of God Himself, in which alone all finite causes operate.

It would be even worse to think those who get what they pray for as sort of court favorites, people who have influence with the throne. The refused prayer of Christ in Gethsemane is answer enough to that. And I dare no leave out the hard saying which I once heard from an experienced Christian: ‘I have seen many striking answers to prayer and more than one that I thought miraculous. But they usually come at the beginning: before conversion, or soon after it. As the Christian life proceeds, they tend to be rarer.  The refusals, too, are not only more frequent; they become more unmistakable, more emphatic.’

Does God then forsake just those who serve Him best? Well, He who served Him best of all said, near His tortured death, “Why hast Thou forsaken Me?” When God becomes Man, that Man, of all others, is least comforted by God, at His greatest need. There is a mystery here which, even if I had the power, I might not have the courage to explore.  Meanwhile, little people like you and me, if our prayers are answered beyond all hope and probability, had better not draw hasty conclusions to our own advantage.  If we were stronger, we might be less tenderly treated.  If we were braver, we might be sent, with far less help, to defend far more desperate posts in the great battle.”

-C.S. Lewis, “The Efficacy of Prayer”

FrancisChurch Dogwhistle Words

You may have noticed that pretty much everything Jorge Bergoglio says is a meaningless pastiche of drooling nonsense, punctuated by a core vocabulary of dogwhistle words, and for those of you who have actually heard him speak, the gutteral, slackjawed verbal tick, “Eehh?”

You can tell who his drooling sychopants are, because they pick up and conspicuously litter their speech and writing with these dogwhistle words and phrases.  For me, these words are now ruined – rendered totally unusable by Bergoglio and his fag toadies.  Just as no more boys can ever be named “Adolf” (Sorry Coors family!), these words and phrases will now incite spittle-flicked nutties whenever they fall upon the ears of decent, God-fearing human beings.

1.  Encounter

This is a dogwhistle for faggots.  Faggots have “encounters” in grotty toilets, bathhouses and Novus Ordo seminaries.  Encounters are brief meetings. Wham, bam, thank you, Fr. Rosica. (Go ahead and sue me Tom, you diabolical fag.  You can get in line to all claims on my non-existent estate right behind the IRS.  Heh.)

2. Dialogue

This is faggot-speak for moral relativism and/or modernism. There is no Truth, and we don’t actually believe what we believe.  Dialogue.

3.  Exclude/include

Bergoglio, being an illiterate moron, seems to not understand that EXCLUDE is a transitive verb, meaning it takes an object. Or does he…? For example:

The Church excludes PERTINACIOUS HERETICS.

The Church is the subject.
Excludes is the transitive verb.
Pertinacious heretics is the direct object.

Bergoglio uses exclude and include like a cudgel, as intransitive verbs, just hanging there without an object, as he makes his strawman arguments.  “Jesus includes and never excludes.”  Jesus includes WHAT OR WHOM?  Unrepentant sodomites? Satanists?  Jesus never excludes WHAT OR WHOM? Baby killers? Nazis? Musloids?

Using exclude and include as intransitive verbs is a dogwhistle for moral relativism.

4.  Closeness

Ew.  Again, another faggot dogwhistle, conjuring images of Roman bathhouses or stopped elevators in Montevideo.

5.  Accompany

Another faggot dogwhistle.  I won’t judge you in your despicable, filthy sin.  Heck, I’ll ACCOMPANY YOU! And if you have a particularly pillowy Brad Pitt lips, why then I’ll even…

6.  Accompany body-to-body

Quite possibly the single most faggoty phrase ever uttered in human history.

7. Tender, tenderness, tenderly

Well.  I guess we can never, ever, ever listen to “Love Me Tender” ever again. Thanks for ruining everything, including ELVIS, fags.

8.  Caress, caressing

Drop this one and all fags within a half-mile radius will come running. Er, make that, sashaying. Snap.

9.  Tenderly caressing

This is the veritable Bat Signal of the fags.  Drop this one and a pink phone somewhere in Casa Santa Marta rings.  See below.

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10.  The Poor

This is now a dogwhistle for any and all “victim classes”, including fags, adulterers and all aberrosexuals.  Anyone whose behavioral choices that the Church and Divine and Natural Law condemn, are unrepentant, and who will become cheering fanbois for FrancisNewChurch, can be classified as “the poor”. Oh, it is also boilerplate Marxist class warfare incitement.

Email more if you think of them.

The bottom line is this: I judge people who have conspicuously weaved any of these terms into their writing or speech since Bergoglio’s squatting on the See of Peter VERY, VERY HARSHLY.  These are shameless asskissers who are trying to weasel their way into and ingratiate themselves before the FrancisNewChurch Mafia.  Make absolutely no mistake, people who pick up and use these now wretch-inducing terms are throwing billowing smoke signals that they are for sale and ready to play ball with Bergoglio, his toadies and their utterly satanic pro-sodomy, anti-Christ agenda.

You can smell ’em a mile away.  If you come across anyone using this fetid sodomite dogwhistle language, run in the opposite direction before you or someone you love gets tenderly caressed in an unwanted body-to-body accompaniment.