Viking Chewbacca Bikini Boy, typical red-blooded Davy Crockett MAGA lad that he is, is refusing to eat in jail because the food isn’t organic. 😂

I got nothin’.

I’m happy to announce that I will be tonsured on the feast of Candlemas.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

Once tonsured, as an acolyte-lectorette, I will, of course, be able to serve not only as an altar server-ette, but also as a straw-subdeacon-ette at solemn high Mass, as well, and will thus be able to discretely correct the name of the Pope at the Te Igitur from inside the sanctuary.

I have chosen a Josquin des Prez setting for my tonsure Mass. The recessional will be “I am woman, hear me roar” by Helen Reddy.

As soon as Antipope Bergoglio farts a document ratifying deacon-ettes, I’ll be ready to go immediately, having already been tonsured.

Once I’m a deacon-ette, it will be just a matter of time before I am given a red hat, and then my dream of dreams will finally come to full fruition: I will be a cardinalette princess of the Antichurch.

I know I will never be invited to any of the Vatican orgies, my lack of a prostate and belief in a personal deity excluding me from any such guest lists, no matter how much cocaine and ketamine I might be able to supply, but I shall take it in stride and humility.

In terms of any thoughts of or aspirations to the Antipapacy at any future faux-conclaves, my response is, “No comment.” If it is God’s will that I be an Antipope-ette, then I will humbly submit to His inscrutable plans.

I must now source a Roman Cotta Griccia, because nothing but the best, and sew a mantilla to my teddy bear biretta.

I must say, the timing of this really is fantastic as I haven’t had a haircut in over a year. Snip snip!!!

(Anyone who wants over-under action as to when Liz Lev will be admitted into Bergoglio’s minor orders, email me at [email protected] .)

End satire.

Anyone who would like more information on why Antipope Bergoglio is an Antipope, and Pope Benedict has been the one and only living Vicar of Christ since April ARSH 2005, START HERE.

Pray for Pope Benedict, the Papacy, and Holy Mother Church, the spotless and indefectible Body and Bride of Christ.

Warning: Be DARN careful from here forward whom you confess to; Novus Ordo priests are now openly calling for the doxxing of patriots. Bergoglian priests may no longer respect the seal of confession.

You could only see this coming like a wood-burning locomotive across the western Kansas prairie- that is, for a looooong time.

Go to confession, and DO NOT COMMIT MORTAL SIN. If you have any porn/masturbation/fornication/impurity issues, you need to break it cold turkey, RIGHT NOW. Your ability to confess to a priest who observes the seal and doesn’t want you put in a concentration camp and executed may be coming to a swift end.

The best way to protect yourself is, by definition, completely in your control: DON’T SIN.

But before all these things, they will lay their hands upon you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues and into prisons, dragging you before kings and governors, for My Name’s sake. And it shall happen unto you for a testimony.

Luke 21: 12-13

DeathVaxx potentially lethal widespread side effect: Enlarged Spleen & Immune Thrombocytopenia (ITP) – catastrophic reduction in blood platelets so you bleed out internally

Immune thrombocytopenia (ITP)

“Immune thrombocytopenia usually happens when your immune system mistakenly attacks and destroys platelets, which are cell fragments that help blood clot.”

This is what killed the obstetrician, Dr. Gregory Michael in Florida, and this reaction is being seen all over the country.

Dr. Michael received his first dose of Pfizer’s vaccine on Dec. 18 at Mount Sinai Medical Center, the Sun-Sentinel reported. Three days later, small spots began to appear on his feet and hands. He went to the emergency room at Mount Sinai, where he has worked in private practice for 15 years.

Michael’s blood count was “far below normal ranges” and he was admitted into the ICU, according to the Sun-Sentinel. Just days before the last resort surgery, he suffered a stroke and died.

The “last resort surgery” was to have his spleen removed. He bled out into his brain before they could do it.

Anecdotal reports are circulating among nurses that spleen pain (splenomegaly) is a common side effect of the DeathVaxx in the days and weeks after the jab, which points to ITP. BAD BUSINESS, folks.

This is just one reason why such a high percentage of doctors and nurses are refusing the DeathVaxx all over the world.

More visible proof that Bergoglio is an Antipope and most likely the False Prophet Forerunner of the Antichrist… as if any more evidence were still needed

Just like we were told as children: If the False Prophet Forerunner of the Antichrist tells you to jump off a bridge, are you going to do that too?

Antipope Bergoglio embodies in every way what scripture says the False Prophet Forerunner of the Antichrist will be. A liar. A deceiver. A sower of chaos. A vector of error and destruction. In bed with EVERY nefarious and criminal element on earth, from the Chinese Communist Party, to the Washington Deep State, to the GloboHomo coven, to the Gates-Soros Malthusian Eugenecist NewWorldOrder cabal to International Freemasonry.

The very fact that this evil monster masquerading as the Pope is now saying that you HAVE to get an injection against a seasonal cold virus that is totally unnecessary and untested should be IN AND OF ITSELF proof that you should never, ever have anything to do with it, and is very likely a part of or direct antecedents to the Mark of the Beast.

Oh, and according to the Vatican News website, Antipope Bergoglio explicitly denied Baptism in his “Angelus” remarks today, AGAIN.

God’s mercy is so great, the Pope (sic) continued, that even those who are not baptized receive it and can trust in the resurrection if their hearts are open.

Again, folks, for the bazillionth time, THIS IS WHY THE IDENTITY OF THE VICAR OF CHRIST IS OF SUPREME IMPORTANCE AND MUST BE KNOWN AND DECLARED.

Pray for Pope Benedict XVI, the one and only Vicar of Christ on Earth, the Papacy, and Holy Mother Church.

The technical term for Lindsey Graham is “Jackass”, and his official title is “Sobbing Mensroom Loiterer”

All the signs were there, folks.

This has aged in the last ten years like a bottle of Solaia, baby.  It starts strong, and then just keeps getting better.

I’m the pixel in the middle of the frame.

(Yes, there are a couple of phrases that I would correct relating to ‘Murica and the constitution that would have made Michael Davies cringe.  Never stop learning! But, in retrospect, this was the making of me, and was the direct antecedent to the straight-up miraculous course of events of my life over the past decade. If I had chickened-out as I was standing at my desk with my finger hovering over my mouse, asking myself one last time if I wanted to upload the file to YouTube… I wouldn’t have had the honor and pleasure of being here with you, fighting the good fight.)