Starting Tuesday Off Right: King Saint Canute, Idolater and Divinator, Edition

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

The death of Canute IV of Denmark in the Church of Saint Albanus (1086) ,Christian Albrecht von Benzon

The death of Canute IV of Denmark in the Church of Saint Albanus (1086) ,Christian Albrecht von Benzon

Meet King Saint Canute IV of Denmark.  He was an extremely pious and devout Roman Catholic king who was slaughtered by his enemies in ARSH 1086 while kneeling before the altar at the Holy and August Sacrifice of the Mass being offered in the Venerable Gregorian Rite – very, very close and certainly recognizable as the VERY SAME RITE OF THE MASS being offered for you, my benefactors, this very day.

Now, according to our lord and savior jorge bergoglio (I’m just going to refer to him as that from now on, all lower-case, because let’s face it – that is who Bergoglio thinks he is), King St. Canute totally had it coming – that is, being run through the abdomen with a lance which then shattered his sacrum – being an “idolater” and “divinator” for rigidly clinging to antiquated liturgical forms that were already centuries and centuries old.  And, I mean, LOOK at him.  Look at him smugly KNEELING with his hands in that ridiculous position of faux-piety.  Who did he think he was kidding? Obviously, no one who puts on such a show could ever have a tender encounter of merciful caresses with the god of surprises (and the god of surprises is, of course, our lord and savior jorge bergoglio, and the “surprises” are whatever our lord and savior jorge bergoglio wants.)


“What Catholics once were, we are.
If we are wrong, then Catholics through the ages have been wrong.

We are what you once were.
We believe what you once believed.

We worship as you once worshipped.
If we are wrong now, you were wrong then.
If you were right then, we are right now”.
-Robert DePiante

King St. Canute of Denmark, pray for Denmark, pray for Scandinavia, pray for Europe, pray for us.

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