Starting Friday Off Right

† Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL. †

Hey! What is the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of God and Queen of Heaven holding in her left hand? Why, it’s a MACE! And what is a mace? It is a weapon that is used to bludgeon one’s enemies. In other words, an assualt weapon. A very up-close-and-personal assault weapon. Our Lady uses her mace to bludgeon demons while holding Her Baby in her other arm. There is SO MUCH right with that – namely, everything! Yay!!

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.