This is real, folks.

See how EASY it was? And they remembered to genuflect to Our Lord in the Tabernacle, both coming and going. Well done!!

They clearly were under the protection of St. Michael the Archangel, and threw the demons off of St. Michael’s Bridge, in front of Castel Sant’Angelo.

UPDATE: Dramatic Music Version now released with this statement from the Dynamic Duo:

To recoil before an enemy, or to keep silence when from all sides such clamors are raised against truth, is the part of a man either devoid of character or who entertains doubt as to the truth of what he professes to believe.

In both cases such mode of behaving is base and is insulting to God, and both are incompatible with the salvation of mankind.

This kind of conduct is profitable only to the enemies of the faith, for nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good.

Moreover, want of vigor on the part of Christians is so much the more blameworthy, as not seldom little would be needed on their part to bring to naught false charges and refute erroneous opinions, and by always exerting themselves more strenuously they might reckon upon being successful.

After all, no one can be prevented from putting forth that strength of soul which is the characteristic of true Christians, and very frequently by such display of courage our enemies lose heart and their designs are thwarted.

Christians are, moreover, born for combat, whereof the greater the vehemence, the more assured, God aiding, the triumph: “Have confidence; I have overcome the world.”

Nor is there any ground for alleging that Jesus Christ, the Guardian and Champion of the Church, needs not in any manner the help of men. Power certainly is not wanting to Him, but in His loving kindness He would assign to us a share in obtaining and applying the fruits of salvation procured through His grace.

SAPIENTIAE CHRISTIANAE
Pope Leo XIII
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These are both from trolls, and possibly the same person sock-puppeting.

I’m TOTALLY putting these on the back cover of the next volume.  Hopefully I get some more like this:

By Daniel Brown Oct 5, 2019
The book contains nothing of any scholastic merit and Barnhardt’s essay on femenism is frankly laughable and easily dismissed. Half baked and disappointing.

By June Moore Oct 5, 2019
Dreadful, a collection of subtely or obviously misleading and inaccurate turgid self opinionated essays that contain nothing that would appeal to any professional in any field. Don’t waste your money folks. Purfunctory amateurish nonsense.

I’m also thinking perhaps a front cover medallion or diagonal banner with:

“Half baked and disappointing!”

or

“Turgid… Perfunctory amateurish nonsense!”

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“Better that only a few Catholics should be left, staunch and sincere in their religion, than that they should, remaining many, desire as it were, to be in collusion with the Church’s enemies and in conformity with the open foes of our faith.”

            –St. Peter Canisius (ARSH 1521-1597)

Folks, barring Supernatural intervention, we’re going to eventually lose every square inch of real estate, and every government on earth will unanimously and erroneously recognize the Antichurch as the True Church when the decoupling happens, for a time.

Start mentally processing this now. Third Joyful Mystery: The Birth of Jesus. Fruit of the Mystery: The Spirit of Poverty.

Learn to be DETACHED from real estate, specifically.

Like it or not.

This is, by the way, proof that EVERYTHING exists on the innerwebz, no matter how random and strange.

Cell phone contact pictures are being updated across the globe as we speak.

I THOUGHT so. The hocks and hooves looked porcine to me. It is a porco do mato, or peccary in English. It is a South American wild boar piglet.

Here is the confirmation.

Look for this to be the new trend in our rapidly-spiraling-into-satanism culture: girls and women suckling dogs and other animals. The satanic perversion and rejection of motherhood.

Swine, vermin, can’t a pagan savage breastfeed animals for ritual sacrifice to demons in peace?

The problem is, when the 68 IQ witch doctor with the plate in his lip and the butternut squash on his Master John Goodfellow, decides that the blood sacrifice of human-suckled animals isn’t appeasing Pachamama sufficiently, you know the child is next on the chopping block.

A godless pagan dimwit in desperate need of proselytizing and conversion to Christianity, and a guy with a plate in his lip.

It isn’t a dog. It is a swine.

The point of this is the fact that she is suckling the piglet which is to be offered as a blood sacrifice to the demon.

That’s the “circle”.

It’s full-blown satanism, folks.

This is… SUBLIME.

I nominate this as the default Processional Hymn for the new “Amazon Rite.”

No, seriously, you don’t understand how absolutely delicious this is.  This requires a FULL lyrics posting. Bingo, bangle, bungle…. 

Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don’t want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I’m so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don’t want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
(That no matter how they coax him) I’ll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary’s wife concealed
(Magazine, what happens)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile
(You know you can get hurt that way Daniel)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
(What do they see, darling)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don’t want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he’s so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don’t want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
(So, no matter how they coax him) I’ll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it’s smokey and it’s crowded, they’re too civilized to complain
When they’ve got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground
(What do they do, darling)
They swim and they fish, but that’s what I do all year round

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don’t want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I’m so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don’t want no jailhouse, (shotgun) fish hooks (golf clubs) I got my spears
(So, no matter how they coax him) I’ll stay right here
They have things like the atom bomb (so I think I’ll stay where I am)
Civilization, I’ll stay right here