Ok, again, The Onion is a SATIRE website. Okay? But that’s kind of the point. When the satirists not only see it, but know that their secular audience will totally get THIS…:
It is GLARINGLY OBVIOUS that Bergoglio isn’t the Pope. Even to the most secular of seculars.
And remember, in all satire, in all humor, there is truth. That’s why it is funny.