34. Proof that persistence and patience are virtues.

Wow.

Thirty-four times.

Only in ‘Murica. Gotta witness.

The NHS would have buried the guy before he even stopped breathing. The Chinese would have harvested his innards and put them on OrganBay.

Glad you’re still with us, Sir.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.