Starting Monday Off Right

† Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL. †

Can’t tell for sure which saint this is, but I like the whole, “Oh, hello. I was just inspecting my weapon systems,” vibe this image has. Saints and all aspiring saints must remember that ASSAULT WEAPON care and maintenance is a must. Keep your boomsticks clean, the sights zeroed and the bayonets sharpened.

That reminds me to go to confession, too!

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.