Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
There is no end to the things one learns living in a van down by the river. Today conversation turned to all of those poor, sad souls who try to force others to stop using the date notations AD (Latin for Anno Domini, meaning Year of Our Lord) and BC (Before Christ), and rather use CE (common era) and BCE (before common era).
Nope. Sorry. When God Almighty incarnates and The Word is Made Flesh, THAT, my little chickadees, is when you start counting the years. This Orwellian garbage has got to stop. Stand and fight these evil people – who, by the way, we never see prancing into Saudi Arabia demanding that the musloids stop referring to years by the date of the concoction of the fictional persona of “mohamed” by a bunch of pervy, warmongering Bedouin trash. But I digress.
So, I have decided to go super hardcore in my war against the “common era” crowd. There is actually a notation that is way old-school, that is even more in-your-face than Anno Domini. Check it:
“In The Year Of The Reparation Of Human Salvation”
I have put the request in to the webwizard to change the date formatting at the top of each post to this format. I will also be writing ARSH on everything I date from now on, replacing my standard “AD”.
Fight the totalitarian pagan atheists. Spread the word. This is the year ARSH 2013. Write it, use it, and look forward to having people ask you what it means. It’s the New Old Evangelization, yo.