Starting Tuesday Morning Off Right

† Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL.

For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever and ever. Amen †

David manfully slaying Goliath with Goliath ‘s own ASSAULT WEAPON, after the initial takedown with David’s own ASSAULT WEAPON, a slingshot. David is symbolic of Christ, Goliath is symbolic of heretics and their father, satan. The sword is symbolic of God’s word – scripture, as we all know. The swath of gold behind the sword is heaven, and thus God slays the heretic and satan from heaven with the sword of scripture. Michelangelo, the Sistine Chapel ceiling. Enough said.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.