Thou Swell

Now that we’re all up to speed on our second person intimate pronouns, we can fully appreciate this:

Thou swell, thou witty, thou sweet, thou grand
Wouldst kiss me pretty? Wouldst hold my hand?
Both thine eyes are cute too, what they do to me
Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee

I’d feel so rich in a hut for two
Two rooms and kitchen I’m sure would do
Give me not a lot of, just a plot of land
And thou swell, thou witty, thou grand

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.