Axiom: Everything’s Better as Bluegrass (and also with bacon)

Walk Like an Egyptian. (Eat your heart out, Susanna Hoffs.)

Rocketman. (Minus that revolting faggot.)

Sweet Child o’Mine (minus creepy Axl Rose)

A Pirate Looks at Forty (minus Jimmy Buffet and his odious boomer wastrel lyrics)

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.