Not satire. Because you CANNOT make this stuff up.
https://www.gloria.tv/post/Rfp1Y4yTRAyK2y4gw2NhQK942
“At some moments in my life I am attracted to certain types of charm, but at another moment other details begin to attract me: sometimes the sensitivity of the moment attracts me to fine, white hands; at other times I am more attracted to fleshy, warm hands, and these fine hands are no longer enough for me.”
-Tucho Fernandez, “Por qué no termino de sanarme?”, ARSH 2002
Define: “no longer enough.”
NO WAIT; DON’T. I WITHDRAW THE QUESTION.
Gentlemen, lay and cleric: when in Rome, wear mittens at all times, because Tucho is on the prowl and down to clown, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Now all of this talk over the past decade by the Bergoglian Luciferian sodomite sewage font about “caressing” suddenly makes sense. Tucho has a kink for man hands.
IN ROME, USE PROTECTION, LADS.
If only there had been signs that Antipope Bergoglio’s ghostwriter was the biggest faggot on the surface of the earth. Alas… if only.