Y’all better make darn sure you eat breakfast, because if you don’t, you’ll have a stroke in the prime of your life.

Yes, that’s literally what they are claiming caused this – that she didn’t eat breakfast.

The sheer number of these things happening at exactly the moment a camera is rolling tells you just how numerous these events are. This is happening to A LOT of people, and a certain minuscule percentage are caught on camera, but that minuscule percentage gives us a steady stream of clips like this.

Largest crime against humanity and mass psychosis event in human history by orders of magnitude, and we might be in just the very, very early phase of it. And barring supernatural intervention it will never, ever end without hot war.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.