UPDATED: The UK is totally lost. Pagan mission territory like the jungles of Papua New Guinea. They will have to be dealt with on a “first contact” basis. They’re that bad and completely far-gone.

UPDATE: This is NOT SATIRE, folks.

“NHS. Our savior, nothing less.”

This is NOT photoshopped. The National Health Service is the official state religion, and yes, it is absolutely a religion, of the UK. Complete with human sacrifice. The Holocough has only fed this satanic political pagan cult.

Alfie Evans was unavailable for comment.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.