If Americans want to live under the Secular Sharia of CovidReligion, it would be only fitting that their chosen Caliph be an incestuous pedophile teetering on the precipice of mental retardation. In keeping with tradition.

Here is Hunter Biden’s Burisma contract and the service agreement at the computer repair shop.

Same signature, except the laptop repair signature is clearly either drunk, high, or both.

Was abandoning the laptop conscious sabotage of the father by the abused son, or just the stupidity of a crackhead?

I lean strongly towards crackhead.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.