Startling new discovery! CoronaCold can only move front-to-back, not sideways… and PLEASE, wear your magic force field muzzle-veil of submission!

When a populace’s intelligence falls this far, coupled with a lack of virtue and diabolical disorientation born from the rejection of Christ and His Church, totalitarian conquest is inevitable.

Cold viruses apparently cannot spread side-to-side, because magic, and reasons.

So we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.