#TOLDYA: Desperate to cover for the shit-eating of sodomite men and resultant Staphylococcus infections, they are now claiming that merely flushing the toilet aerosolizes feces.

Pooping and flushing is now literally Hitler, you guys.

Meanwhile, in related news, the Hamptons has become a CoronaCold hotspot as wealthy sodomite men flee Manhattan and rent luxury homes in the elite gay enclaves on Long Island.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

Remember, sodomites are elite beings, so their shit is totally edible. It’s just YOUR shit, you filthy, retarded, low-life, breeder, that is poison, and you spray it directly into your own lungs every time you poop and flush your disgusting peasant non-organic pig-slop manure. Your existence is poison.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.