I give you the most ON FLEEK phone case on the surface of this or any other planet…

I wrote the text up on the form, and the young dude looked at it and started typing stoically.

The list price was $20. When I went to pay, the young dude said, “For you, for THIS: $15.” And smiled. Broadly. We shook hands and I wished him a good day.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.