Traditional Catholic Nerd Giggle: EcclesiastES vs. EcclesiastICUS

In a message exchange yesterday, I was directed to Ecclesiastes 9:7. Amusingly, at, the Douay-Rheims Bible online, I first mistakenly opened Ecclesiasticus (aka Sirach) 9:7 instead. Much nerdy giggling on my part resulted. The juxtaposition here is delightful.

Here is what I was supposed to see in ECCLESIASTES 9:7

Go then, and eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with gladness: because thy works please God.

Vade ergo, et comede in laetitia panem tuum, et bibe cum gaudio vinum tuum, quia Deo placent opera tua.

And here is what I mistakenly looked up in ECCLESIASTICUS 9:7 instead:

Look not round about thee in the ways of the city, nor wander up and down in the streets thereof.

Noli circumspicere in vicis civitatis, nec oberraveris in plateis illius.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.