It’s Official: I am excommunicated from the Antichurch, and am literally EcoHitler

Why? What was the last straw, you ask?

Dude. It was yellow, and I didn’t let it mellow. There was no brown, but I still flushed it down.

And I’m not sorry. I’m gonna do it again. All day, and two to three times in the night.


Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.