I’d rather skip than buy #Gillette

So I went to the pharmacy to buy a good razor – one of those 4 or 5 bladed jobs with the 3-dimensional articulating head. I was ready to drop $20 on one razor (with replaceable heads).  Because between my chest and back hair, y’all KNOW I burn through razors with a quickness.

EVERY razor in the joint was Gillette.

I bought a new shower cap.  And that is all.  I’d rather go another couple of days with a mediocre disposable razor. I’m NOT buying Gillette. Period. Bunch of damn Neo-pagan pervert totalitarians.

I’m holding out for the QUINTIPPIO.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.