Eyewitnesses check in: There are kneelers in the downstairs portion of the Crystal Monstrosity

A tiny shard of good news: eyewitnesses in Orange County who went to the dedication Mass of the Crystal Moneypit Monstrosity report that there are kneelers in the downstairs section, but not in the “nosebleeds”, which I think was the choir loft when it was Schuller’s racket.

Sadly, residents of the diocese of Orange County report that many churches in the diocese have no kneelers.

Now, if we could just find the Tabernacle….

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.