You have no idea the depths of the scandal. Folks, when I say the Vatican is, functionally speaking, a bathhouse, I’m not making this crap up. The past two years have been extremely, extremely illuminating.
It is SO BAD that I can even spin this in a positive light:
Hey, at least the faggot orgy was going on in the Palace of the Holy Office, and not in St. Peter’s Basilica itself.
Hey, at least they weren’t actively performing a black mass with the rape and murder of a child.
Hey, at least no Bolivian peasant child sex slaves were present – after all, Bolivian peasant child sex slaves are SO “Buenos Aires”.