Let’s see if this works. Thanks for all of the help and suggestions, but I ended up just having to go redneck and play the Skype voicemail and have my computer record through its built-in microphone, but the sound quality is tolerable.
1. I am in no way afraid of this guy with regards to my own personal safety. Don’t worry about that. The point is, this person is schizophrenic with clearly violent tendencies, and can be set off, apparently, by just about anything. And he walks the streets as we speak.
2. If you ever hear someone in your family or socially talking and behaving like this, take it seriously. Insane people should be regarded like wild animals. I know that is a very harsh thing to say, especially in today’s effeminized world, but it is absolutely true.
3. Don’t send me any emails asking, “What was he talking about when he was going off about Mr. Drysdale from the Beverly Hillbillies” or anything else. Dude, I have NO IDEA. The guy is crazy. It makes no sense. It is irrational, detached-from-reality gibberish. The reason these people are dangerous is because TO THEM, what they say makes perfect, perfect sense. He thinks he delivered the greatest rhetorical beat-down ever and that everything he thinks and says is perfectly logical and MORAL. That is why the insane are capable of anything.
4. Bear in mind, this was the third of three (so far) voicemails. I have another SIXTEEN MINUTES of rambling, although the first two voicemails were not hostile, just manic.