Stem Express' Human Baby Foie Gras Menu

Oh, yeah.  Tyqueisha and Scheherazade in da hood are mos’ def’ gonna be wantin’ in on dis.

And why not, right?  I mean, what is the surest guarantee a male can have that Tyqueisha is NOT going to get pregnant, and is financially independent – even someone he could hustle and mooch off of himself, and is therefore an absolute guaranteed “free ride”?

How about Tyqueisha being five or six months pregnant?  With twenty grand in human foie gras just waiting to get a tiny bit cuter before harvest and replanting?  Hell, Tyqueisha could double-crop.  Two per year harvested at 23 weeks.  That leaves a six week window to resume cycling again and conceive the next human being for harvest and sale.  Hell, maybe Jon Corzine could work with the CME to set up futures on human body part commodities.

Oh, yeah.  Tyqueisha is going to be popular.

This is Stem Expresses’ price list.  The baby human foie gras section begins on page 52.  Screen capture this while you can.

UPDATE:  Their website is back up.  They are proudly displaying their full price list.  Here is the fetal liver stem cell page.  $24,250 for a vial of 5 million CELLS.  

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