Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
King St. Olaf of Norway. Manly wielder of battle axes and other ASSAULT WEAPONS. And a SAINT.
St. Olaf, evangelizer of pagan Scandinavia, pray for us!