Gitup an’eet! Y’aint dun yet! Ember Wednesday in Lent

We’re just getting started, y’all. There’s still a long way to go. And I’m not just talking about Lent.

“Gitup an’eet. Y’aint dun yet.”

Then Elias was afraid, and rising up he went whithersoever he had a mind: and he came to Bersabee of Juda, and left his servant there, And he went forward, one day’ s journey into the desert. And when he was there, and sat under a juniper tree, he requested for his soul that he might die, and said: It is enough for me, Lord, take away my soul: for I am no better than my fathers. And he cast himself down, and slept in the shadow of the juniper tree: and behold an angel of the Lord touched him, and said to him: Arise and eat.

He looked, and behold there was at his head a hearth cake, and a vessel of water: and he ate and drank, and he fell asleep again. And the angel of the Lord came again the second time, and touched him, and said to him: Arise, eat: for thou hast yet a great way to go. And he arose, and ate, and drank, and walked in the strength of that food forty days and forty nights, unto the mount of God, Horeb.

3 Kings 19: 3-8

(Pro tip: Protestant and wanna-be Protestant Bibles call 1 & 2 Kings, “1 & 2 Samuel”, and 3 and 4 Kings are called “1 & 2 Kings”.)

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.