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Remember: Only the Real Counts. Asking God to Make “Francis” Jorge Bergoglio a good Pope is like asking God to make “Caitlyn” Bruce Jenner a beautiful woman
(Repost by request. This piece was originally written in February ARSH 2017, and has aged like fine wine. I have updated it to reflect Pope Benedict’s death and the needless vacancy of the Petrine See these 705 days and counting. As always, I hope this helps. –AB ’24)
People are losing their faith.
They are losing their faith because a man who is not the pope is masquerading as the pope, people are calling him the pope, and he is an agent of evil, enacting a satanic, Freemasonic, sodomitical agenda, and tearing the Church apart before their eyes.
They are losing their faith because they are being asked, and now even browbeaten into violating the Law of Non-contradiction, namely that they must be in unity and submission to a specific man, Jorge Bergoglio, as a condition of unity to the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church, while Bergoglio himself is an open apostate, demanding apostasy and schism to be in union with him; that Bergoglio is simultaneously the standard of unity AND vector of schism, that Bergoglio is simultaneously a thing AND its ontological negation.
As if this categorical irrationality weren’t enough, the drum is now being beaten that if one does NOT accept that the Petrine Promise is either void and has been all along OR that Our Blessed Lord reneged on the Petrine Promise nearly twelve years ago, then YOU are a “faithless” person. That’s right: believe obvious lies, violate the Law of Non-contradiction, and believe that Christ is a faithless liar who puts people in Catch-22 positions… to prove what a good, faithful Catholic you are.
And nevermind the man who wore white, called himself and was called by others “Holy Father, Pope Benedict”, who lived in the Vatican, gave “my Apostolic blessing”, and clearly stated that he was only renouncing the “active governance” of the Church while remaining inside the “enclosure of St. Peter”, in his “novel” attempted partial resignation in order to “fundamentally transform the papacy into a collegial, synodal, shared ministry.”
And especially ignore the fact that the Roman Curia is being exposed daily as a den of Freemasonry, sodomy, money laundering, and murderous violence.
Nevermind the Good Shepherd Discourse. Follow the wolves with voices of Satan himself… to prove what a good, faithful person you are. You can’t lose! God will reward you!
Nevermind the Gospel, wherein Our Lord warns that false prophets – that is, IMPOSTORS – will lead astray, if possible, even the Elect.
Nah. Prove how strong your faith is by… being led astray, because there will be no consequences for allowing yourself to be deceived! Jesus will love you all the more… for believing that Jesus Himself is a faithless hireling who lies and feeds His sheep to the wolves for sport. That’s right. If you confess Christ to be an oath-breaking, capricious liar and lover of lawless chaos, and it is the College of Cardinals that are “infallible” with the capacity to sanate and ratify not just illegal, invalid conclaves, but also illegal, invalid papal resignations, then you will totally SAIL through your particular judgment. You betcha. Makes perfect sense.
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I get emails and I know other bloggers get these same emails, because I have seen them address them. Badly. Well, here is an amalgamated sample of the things I hear. And below is a FIRM ANSWER. Not some idiotic nonsense and effeminate bleatings and mewlings about, “Well, don’t bother your pretty little head about “Pope Francis”, just focus on the other good popes! Adopt a pope! Read all about Leo XIII and pay no attention to “Pope Francis” while he drives your children, grandchildren, friends and enemies into hell. Just look away and pretend it isn’t happening!”
Isn’t the pope supposed to be supernaturally protected from ever doing even a fraction of the satanic, evil things this man is doing on a near-daily basis? Didn’t Jesus say that Peter was the Rock upon which He would build His Church? Didn’t Jesus say that he had prayed specifically for Peter and that this prayer extended forward to ALL of the popes? Is it all just a lie? Is the Church a lie? Is the papacy a lie? Is Jesus a lie? Is God a lie?
We pray and pray and pray for “Pope Francis”, and yet it just keeps getting worse! Tell me why I shouldn’t lose my faith!
Of course God hears our prayers. Every one of them. He even hears the groaning of our souls that we aren’t even consciously aware of, or able to articulate in words. The problem is with us, and in this case, what we are praying for.
Praying that God make “Pope Francis” a good pope is like praying to God that He make “Caitlyn Jenner” the prettiest woman in the world.
“Caitlyn” Jenner is a man named BRUCE Jenner. So we have a problem right off the bat. There is no such person as “Caitlyn Jenner.” Yes, God knows that when someone says “Caitlyn” Jenner they are referring to Bruce Jenner, but in calling Bruce Jenner by his drag queen name, it is clear right off the bat that the person in question praying the prayer has a completely disordered connection to objective reality, and in this case, sexual morality.
THEN, when a person asks God to “make Caitlyn Jenner the prettiest woman in the world”, because the petition is not only asking God to ratify, support and magnify public mortal sin and scandal, but is primordially detached from OBJECTIVE REALITY, namely that Bruce Jenner is A MAN, NOT A WOMAN, well, what do you think God does with such petitions? How do such clearly immoral petitions, detached from reality, square or jibe with God’s Perfect Holiness, His Perfect Justice, or His being the Author and Sustainer of Reality Itself?
Now, God is omnipotent and can certainly do whatever He wants, but He is also RATIONAL, and thus is always internally consistent. Scripture POUNDS on this truth of God being IMMUTABLE – that is, UNCHANGING. His IMMUTABLE WILL is intimately tied up with His RATIONALITY. That is why we can trust Him, His Promises, and His Law.
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
I think the Bruce Jenner example makes the concept easier to understand, but it maps precisely to asking God to make “Pope Francis” a good Pope. First, “Pope Francis” IS NOT THE POPE AND NEVER HAS BEEN, so how can God make an Antipope, and in this case a non-Catholic man, a “good pope”? This defies the Law of Non-contradiction.
In the case of the Bruce Jenner example above, beauty is a good thing, in fact, beauty is an attribute of God Himself. For women to be authentically beautiful is certainly an intrinsically good thing. HOWEVER, in the case of Bruce Jenner, the “beauty” being asked for is a false, inauthentic, inverted beauty, tied directly to a lie. It is actually a scandalous monstrosity for a man to ape the beauty of women, so even though beauty qua beauty is good, to twist beauty into a satanic mockery of beauty is pure evil.
This concept is called corruptio optimi pessima, that is, corruption of the best thing is the worst kind of corruption. And make no mistake, the Papacy is a VERY GOOD THING. It is a priceless gift from the Divine Bridegroom to His Holy and Spotless Bride, the Church, outside of which there is no salvation.
Such is the case with Antipope Bergoglio. We all want a good Pope, but asking for that attribute in the context of an ANTIPOPE is simply irrational. Bergoglio IS NOT the pope, so what, exactly do you expect God to do with your petition that he be “a good pope”? Once again, here we are right back at the Law of Non-contradiction.
What we all should be praying for is that ANTIPOPE Bergoglio be removed, and that Bergoglio repent of what he has done, that he REVERT TO CATHOLICISM, that he die in a state of grace in the fullness of time, and that Bergoglio someday achieve the Beatific Vision.
Now there’s a petition completely in accord with reality that God can work with. And the odds don’t matter. Remember Lepanto. What matters most is whether or not what we are asking God for is in line with Reality and His Perfect Will and Justice.
Now, after reading this, can not every single one of you look back upon your lives and see numerous instances in which your prayers, in retrospect, turned out to be based on a false premise, or asking God to bring about, strengthen or maintain something that was sinful? I know I can. “What I want” is not by virtue of itself a valid petition that God can or will answer. The key with prayer – MATURE PRAYER – is the discerning of the specific petition in and of itself. Does it make sense? Is it rooted in Reality and Truth? Is it perfectly Just? Is it in accord with God’s Will?
This is why prayers for “Pope Francis” to be “a good pope” are not only not doing any good, but are actually causing people to lose their faith. All false premises, eventually, after enough logical corollaries, lead straight to hell, straight to the feet of satan, “the father of lies”. This Antipope Bergoglio thing is going to get MUCH worse. I think the odds are high that he is the False Prophet Forerunner of the Antichrist, and that he is instrumental in setting up a OneWorldReligion tied directly to the NewWorldOrder (DeepState/U.N/Soros/Gates, etc.). He is going to split the Church and institute a new “liturgy”, which, it seems probable, will be the “abomination of desolation”. People who cling to the false premise that this man is the Vicar of Jesus Christ on Earth will, it seems to me, either lose their faith if they haven’t already, or go completely bonkers, because there is only so much irrationality and internal contradiction that the human psyche can bear before it snaps.
Oh, and do not, under any circumstances, stop going to Mass, even if priests sneeringly mock and try to goad you into such. Go to Mass, and if/when “Francis” is erroneously commemorated at the Te Igitur in the Canon of the Mass, beg Our Lord to give YOU any temporal punishment the MIGHT be due the priest, if it will help. Imitate Our Sweet Lord, as He was being nailed to the Cross, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”
Imitate Our Blessed Lord in the Garden: “Give it to me, because they’re worth it.”
Never leave the foot of the Cross. Never leave the side of the Blessed Mother.

Neither is now, neither ever was, and neither ever will be.
Mailbag: Slowly at first, then all at once.
Ann,
ICYMI, in yesterday’s Taylor Marshall podcast titled, “Secret Letters? Vigano says Pope Benedict did NOT resign,” in approximately minute 18, Taylor Marshall states that he put up a Twitpoll to his followers, inquiring whether they believe Benedict validly resigned. He is shocked — shocked! — that the poll revealed that 83% of respondents are Benevacantists. [I’m shocked it isn’t higher. —AB]
This reminds me of your recent observations of recent trends at LifeSite, with both editorial content and comment sections making clear that John-Henry Westen’s audience is speaking loudly and clearly that anomalies in the papal situation are real and must be addressed. Your statement that LifeSite should listen to its audience and take a stand might be well applied to Dr. Marshall.
Considering the audience (assuming Marshall’s particular audience was the primary group responding to said poll), I am surprised that his poll showed this high number, but also not surprised. The truth is a lion, and this is another data point that people who are paying attention are “getting it,” despite the limited discourse the approved gatekeepers have permitted over the past 12 years.
“Slowly at first, then all at once.”
God bless,
J

Today, the Feast of St. Andrew, begins the POWERFUL St. Andrew Christmas Novena, which I highly recommend to one and all.
The St. Andrew Christmas Novena – which isn’t exactly a novena because it is 25 days long from November 30th through December 24th – begins today, November 30th, the Feast of St. Andrew. It’s a great feast for me, because Andrew is my Confirmation Name. It was a fortuitous choice, as ‘Andrew’ means “manly” and “brave”, “strong” and “courageous” in Greek. I like to think that St. Andrew, being St. Peter’s big brother, would defend Peter in a street fight, which is definitely what defending the Petrine See against the Bergoglian Antipapacy feels like.
I’ve seen and personally received great graces from this beautiful devotion over the years, and strongly recommend it.
St. Andrew, being manly and strong, wants to help you. He wants to intercede for you as he looks upon the Triune God, Father, Son and Holy Ghost, in the Beatific Vision. You just need to ask him for his help. As we hear in the Gradual of today’s Mass:
The Lord loved Andrew in an odor of sweetness. Alleluia.
Diléxit Andréam Dóminus in odórem suavitátis. Allelúia.
So don’t hesitate to ask St. Andrew to pray for your largest and even seemingly impossible intentions. Big, strong men lift heavy weights. Let St. Andrew help you. And remember, NOTHING is impossible through Christ Our Lord!
Here is the text of the Novena – you say the following prayer fifteen times per day – and break the fifteen up however you would like:
Hail, and blessed be the hour and moment at which the Son of God was born of a most pure Virgin in a stable at midnight in Bethlehem in the piercing cold. At that hour vouchsafe, I beseech Thee, to hear my prayers and grant my desires. (Mention your intentions here) Through the merits of Our Savior Jesus Christ, and of His most Blessed Mother. Amen.
And here is the fourfold intention of the Matthew 17:20 prayer initiative:
-That Antipope Bergoglio be publicly recognized as an Antipope and removed as such, and that the entire Bergoglian Antipapacy be publicly nullified.
-That Pope Benedict XVI Ratzinger be publicly recognized as having been the one and only living Vicar of Christ, uninterrupted, from April ARSH 2005 until his death on December 31, ARSH 2022.
-That Jorge Bergoglio repent, revert to Catholicism, die in a state of grace in the fullness of time, and someday achieve the Beatific Vision.
-For the repose of the soul of Pope Benedict XVI Ratzinger
St. Andrew, pray for us.
Our Lady of Copacabana, slayer of the Nachomama demon, pray for us.
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on us and upon your Holy Catholic Church, outside of which there is no salvation.

The Crucifixion of St. Andrew, Mattia Preti, ARSH 1651

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Barnhardt Podcast Episode #212: Prevent Defense Only Prevents Winning
In this Barnhardt Podcast episode #212, dedicated to Frank Walker of Canon212.com , Art and Ann discuss the need to be able to quickly identify bad actors trying to fish for gullible targets using obviously fake images, videos and documents. We then discuss how priests, bishops and Cardinals all seem to be operating in fear of being deposed, laicized and/or excommunicated by a man, Antipope Bergoglio, who isn’t even Catholic. Talk about being played by a scammer! Finally, Ann reminds the listenership what exactly is meant by Our Lord’s words in the Holy Gospels, “…and the Gates of Hell shall not prevail.” Prevent defense is every bit as pathetic and contemptible a strategy in the Holy Church as it is in the NFL. Prevent Defense only prevents winning, which Our Lord explicitly guarantees His Church.
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Ann’s Pecan Pie recipe- it’s Gobble-Gobble-Gud 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving!!
1.) Make pie crust with lard and extra sugar. If you’re really serious, use cold rendered bacon grease. The saltiness of the bacon grease with the sweetness of the sugar is amazing.

2.) Follow the pecan pie recipe on the Karo Syrup bottle. It’s definitive. I use half light and half dark Karo syrup, but either full light or full dark works perfectly well. Make sure your melted butter isn’t boiling hot – it will scramble the eggs! (I made that mistake exactly once.) Yes, corn syrup is unhealthy, but I use it once per year for this pie. “Anything in moderation… including moderation!” 😅
3.) ***Add a shot of amaretto liqueur, like Disaronno*** This is what will have people asking why the pie is so good. The almond scent is heavenly.


Stickypost: Advent Mazza Minicourse “Conclave, Antipope” now enrolling! Plus “The Ancient World of the Advent of Christ” and “Make or Break Catholic Apologetics”.
Herbed Nuts (aka Chunky Heroin)

4 cups whole pecans
2 cups whole cashews
Two-thirds of a stick of salted butter
2 Tablespoons finely chopped fresh rosemary (4 whole sprigs, stem removed)
2 teaspoons thyme (use fresh if you can get it)
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon salt (to taste)
2 Tablespoons honey
3 drops Tabasco (to taste)
Melt the butter in a BIG pot. Add everything except the nuts and cook for 20 seconds. Turn off the heat. Dump the nuts in and stir to coat well. Dump nuts out onto a cookie sheet. Lick the pot, the spatula and anything else that has the herby butter on it. Do NOT proceed until this step has been thoroughly and obsessively completed. Pop cookie sheet in a 350 degree oven with the rack in the top third and bake, stirring twice, being sure not to burn the nuts. But you’re definitely looking for browning.
Serve warm.
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Save unused “Chunky Heroin” in a tin or Tupperware container, or freeze. Re-warm in microwave or by turning briefly in a saucepan.

Monday Music Merger: Alison Krauss and 80’s Pop
How have I never seen this until now? What a combination: Alison Krauss and mid-80’s pop!
Here’s Alison Krauss (who can do no wrong, musically) in front of Heart performing “These Dreams”.
You know someone is a good singer when Ann Wilson steps aside to sing backup. Look out. 🤩 (UPDATE: Nancy Wilson actually sang lead vocals on “These Dreams”.)
Enjoy both the cover and the original, and enjoy your time warp back to the spring of ‘86.
