Please welcome a friend of the blog to open-air breathing, Miss Chiara

KEY-ar-ah.

Born this morning, and NONE TOO PLEASED about this hot mess that she’ll have to burden.

Shame on us. Every one of us.

But first… a nap.

And then maybe… a good meal.

And then maybe another nap.

And then???? LOOK OUT.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.