So the “Vatican Prosecutor” just executed a raid on the Vatican Secretary of State’s offices looking for evidence regarding financial shenanigans at the Vatican Bank.
I am reliably informed that three Commodore 64 computers and ten 5.25 inch floppy disks containing thousands of bytes of data were seized in the raid.
It seems that the deep and abiding bond of sodomitical Omertà between the fags in the Vatican is finally breaking down.
Motus in fine velocior.
Footage just in from the Catha Thanta Martha: