Punctuation saves lives!
Zuckerberg is launching a cryptocurrency. You know, so he and his friends can help you make the proper purchasing decisions, and provide instantaneous disciplinary measures against those who might violate community standards. Those who engage in wrongthink will be economically paralyzed – to protect and encourage the others!
Nothing to worry about there. No red flags.
And lo, the Fifth Seal was broken….
Stay confessed, folks. Seriously.