Can I Revisit My Pre-November 9 Grand Unification Theory of Kayfabe That Trump Doesn’t WANT To Be President?

So Republicans are now openly talking about impeaching Trump, and I see a lot of buzz roundabout to the effect of:

“Hey, “President Pence” doesn’t sound so bad, does it?  That would be okay.  It might even be better…”

I dunno, man.  I’m starting to rethink my original Grand Unification Theory of Kayfabe that Trump wants nothing to do with this.  He had Jared Kushner essentially working with Roger Ailes to set up a new cable news outlet to compete against or replace FoxNews before November 9, which we now know is going full lefty per the two Murdoch boys. So the vacuum and the multi-billion dollar market exists. It would be the ULTIMATE professional wrestling story arc.

Again.  I dunno.  Maybe Trump puts up a token resistance, generates plenty of drama, then hands the whole thing off to Pence, and Trump becomes the new Rupert Murdoch.

And can I just say that Al Green called for Trump’s impeachment on the House floor today, and guuurl, I dinnit even know the brutha was in congress.


Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.