Heh: The Decalogue in Ebonics

The Ten Commandments in Ebonics

I Be God. Don’ be dissin’ Me.
Don’ be makin’ hood ornaments outta Me or nothin’ in Mah crib.
Don’ be callin’ Me fo’ no reason – Homey don’ play dat.
Y’all betta be in church on Sundee.
Don’ dis ya mama … an if ya know who ya daddy is, don’ dis him neither.
Don’ ice a nizzle.
Stick to ya own boo.
Don’ be liftin’ no goods.
Don’ be frontin’ like you all dat an’ no snitchin’ on ya homies.
Don’ be eyein’ ya homie’s crib, ride, or nuffin’.




Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.