The Holy Sacrifice of the Mass will be offered twice in November for all of my Benefactors and supporters. Remember, even if you decide that you hate my guts, once you’re on the list, you never, ever, ever come off of it. ‘Cause that’s how I set it up with God. So there.
MWAH. HA. HAH. HAH!
Both at approximately 12:30pm EST
Mark your calendars!
Many, many thanks to one and all. If I should happen to survive the war, I shall regale all of you with tales of these golden days in Riverville.
Then Peter answering, said to Him: Behold we have left all things, and have followed Thee: what therefore shall we have? And Jesus said to them: Amen, I say to you, that you, who have followed Me, in the regeneration, when the Son of man shall sit on the seat of his majesty, you also shall sit on twelve seats judging the twelve tribes of Israel. And every one that hath left house, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands for My Name’s sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall possess life everlasting.
Indeed. But understand, the earthly “hundredfold” reimbursement package will almost certainly not be paid in mere money. It will be much, much better than that. And the “hundredfold” coefficient is LOWBALLING it.