Starting Saturday Morning Off Right

† Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL. †

Angel, with ASSAULT WEAPON, using said assault weapon to expel Adam and Eve from the Garden. I would recommend getting oneself familiarized with the idea of angelic beings with weapons, and using them on people. That is what it is going to take to make this satanic death spiral stop. God, please, please make it stop.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.