Starting Wednesday Afternoon Off Right

† Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. THY WILL BE DONE, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but DELIVER US FROM EVIL.

For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever and ever. Amen †

This is a lovely devotional image that was sent to me on a laminated card that I carry in my wallet. The following prayer is printed on the back side. I have taken the liberty of making one change to it:

Hearken we beseech Thee, O Lord, to our prayers and deign to bless with the right hand of Thy Majesty this ASSAULT WEAPON with which Thy servant desires to be girded, that it may be a defense of churches, widows, orphans, and all Thy servants against the scourge of pagans, that it may be the terror and dread of all evil-doers, and that it may be just in both attack and defense.

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.