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In this must-listen episode, the Tombstone Four reunite and bring the big guns and drop citation after citation proving that no matter how you cut it, ain’t nobody excommunicated from the Catholic Church as a result of Wednesday’s solemn and virile Episcopal Consecration in Econe. It just goes to show you, sometimes being fake-excommunicated can be a real cool hand. (No hard boiled eggs were harmed in the recording of this podcast.)

“Church Teaching Says You Can’t Be Excommunicated by a Heretic”

Pedo Groomer Porn Author Touchme Fagnandez’ Essay on Universal Salvation

Code of Canon Law – 1323 and 1324

What does Canon Law have to say about unjust Excommunications?

“Queer, Heretical and Dumb Faggochurch Sabotages Its Own Sabotage”

https://infovaticana.com/en/2026/07/02/the-formula-used-by-tucho-to-excommunicate-priests-and-laypeople-lacks-penal-effectiveness/

Dr. Mazza Course: Aliens, Angels and AI

Dr. Mazza Course: Triumph of the Eucharist

Dr. Mazza Course: Science vs The Bible

Dr. Mazza Course: Italians Who Saved The Church and State

Warning: If you didn’t know the context of the Neil Diamond song, “Coming to America”, now you do. It’s not quite the American Anthem that many people think it is.

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In this episode, the Tombstone Four, unbothered, moisturized, happy, in their lanes, focused, and flourishing, discuss Steven Spielberg’s failed attempt to destroy Christianity with his latest space alien flop (word is that it’s ‘Crystal Skull’ bad). Next we answer a listener question, “Where should I tell friends that want to convert to Catholicism to go?” Yes, there are totally people out there who realize that it is exactly the Church satan has worked so hard to attack and infiltrate that is the One True Church founded by Christ as His Mystical Body and Bride. We then discuss the danger of cultic activity, citing Exidor, Re-Run, and Ann accidentally lets slip that the only reason she recruited Dr. Mazza into the Tombstone Four is because he fit the Johnny Bravo suit.

The Surrender Novena

Robert Prevost is not just an antipope, he is a type of antichrist, preaching an antigospel, leading souls to Hell

Dr. Mazza’s Upcoming MiniCourse: Aliens, Angels and AI

Dr. Mazza’s Course: American Liberty, Catholic Principles (Only $99 until July 4th!)

Aaron Neville, “Tell Is Like It Is”

Heart, “Tell It Like It Is”

Mick Hucknall, “Tell It Like It Is”

Robbie Nevil, “C’est La Vie”

Whitesnake, “Here I Go Again”

Mork & Mindy, “The church of OJ Simpson”

Re-Run discovers “Ralph” and leaves his friends

Adios, Johnny Bravo.

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In this episode the Tombstone Four meet up at the Oriental for a discussion of feedback from SSPXers about the upcoming episcopal consecrations, the fact that even SSPXers are confused and misguided by the SSPX continuing to refer to Antipope “FtR” PERVost as “the Holy Father”, leaving some STILL wondering if they will actually be excommunicated (no!!!) and where they should go to Mass, if at all. Short answer: continue going to the SSPX if that’s where you go, just show up earlier to ensure a parking spot and seating! We then critique the extremely tone-deaf idea of using QR code bracelets for cashless transactions with concession vendors at the Econe consecrations in July. NOT cool, SSPX. We conclude with a discussion of the idea of printing higher denomination cash bills, and who should be on them. JFK? Reagan? Lassie? Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island? Call me when the Sacred Heart and the Immaculate Heart appear on every bill. Maybe someday….

https://www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/sacred-heart/

Dr. Mazza’s Webinar: Disclosure of the Sacred Heart

Dr. Mazza’s MiniCourse: Aliens, Angels & AI — Are Catholics allowed to believe in extraterrestrial life? Has Hollywood been promoting a decades-long psyop? Are aliens really demons?

Dr. Mazza’s Course: American Liberty, Catholic Principles

Link to the SSPX website with info about the creepy cashless QR code bracelets.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!

Sesame Street “One of these doesn’t belong”

Blues Brothers restaurant scene

Waking up with Juan Valdez

Mr. Snuffleuppagus revelation backstory

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In this episode, the Tombstone Four commemorate the ten year anniversary of Archbishop Georg Ganswein’s watershed speech at the Gregorianum in Rome detailing the substantially erroneous failed attempt by Pope Benedict to “fundamentally transform the papacy” into a “collegial, synodal, shared ministry” with an “active” member and a “contemplative” member. We shoot down the notion that this was all a 5-D chess maneuver by Pope Benedict, citing the fact that he sat and watched as the Bride of Christ was proverbially gang-ra**d daily before his eyes, and then left no Dead Man’s Switch revealing his “Coded Maneuver”. He left no Dead Man’s Switch because he tried to quit, pure and simple. But he failed, and remained the one and only living Pope until the day he died whether he liked it or not. And now, here we sit with our second consecutive Antipope, while Trad Inc helpfully explains that Our Mother the Church was always a whore, and that’s not ra*e, it’s a totally consensual violent orgy, so just ZIP IT.
Nah. I don’t think so. We know our Mother, and she’s the Spotless Bride of the of the Spotless Lamb. We’re going to fight for her.

Latinist Priest Reginald Foster being interviewed by Bill Maher. Total trainwreck, but sadly common thinking.

Antipope Prevost: The Sixth Commandment isn’t that important

SSPX Declaration of Faith with dynamic links to citations

Full Text of the Ganswein Speech

Dr. Mazza’s Course: Trump vs. Leo

Dr. Mazza’s course: American Liberty, Catholic Principles

Dr. Mazza’s Course: Marian Apparations, Vatican Apostasy

Dr. Mazza Webinar, June 12th: Disclosure of the Sacred Heart

Dr. Mazza’s Book: Saints vs. Antipopes

Dr. Mazza’s Book: The Third Secret of Fatima & The Synodal Church: VOL. I Pope Benedict’s Resignation

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In this episode, Ann recounts the theft of much of her funds by Musloids or Jews out of the United Arab Emirates from a bank account with an attached debit card in early March. How did they get the account number? Why weren’t any security alerts generated? Why did the thieves challenge the chargeback and draw attention to themselves? Why did MasterCard take EIGHT WEEKS to “investigate” before restitution of the funds? What lessons were learned, and how can you augment your security with bank accounts? Remember the good old days when you could call a toll-free number, order your Ginsu II knife set and pay C.O.D. — cash-on-delivery… no bank account needed? We then discuss the upcoming UFO psyop, and how no well-formed and catechized Catholic will be the least bit scandalized, as demons have been manifesting and deceiving people since the Garden of Eden. But isn’t it funny how the UFO psyop began in the early-to-mid-20th century, and coincided perfectly with the ascendancy of satanism, Communism and the Antichurch? Must be a coincidence. Will demon-worshipping Antipope “FtR” PERVost declare “lizards from space” to be our “brothers” with whom we should seek “fraternity”, because remember, ALL ARE WELCOME, and declare the Holy Bible to be “fictional stories”? Will Fr. Jerry Murray try to “popesplain” it away when he does? When apostate infiltrators try to steal your faith, what will you do? What WILL you DO? The State of Grace: Don’t leave home without it.

Disclosure of the Sacred Heart

Briggs: UFO Reports About to Blast Off!

Laramie Hirsch: Happily Excommunicated from the Synodal Church

JUST IN: “This Vatican-sponsored destructive subversion must come to an end now. Souls are endangered by the scandalous false teachings being propagated by the Synod. Pope Leo needs to strengthen the brethren in the Faith by putting an end to this poisonous betrayal of God’s… pic.twitter.com/Tfv3heuEXh

— Diane Montagna (@dianemontagna) May 9, 2026

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In this Episode, the Tombstone Four reunite at The Everything’s-Not-OK Corral for the first time since Holy Week to try to parse events – and a LOT has happened, including a third assassination attempt (should that be in scare quotes?) that once again couldn’t seem to outlast the 36 hour news cycle. The witch in drag getting the red-carpet treatment in occupied Rome and how it relates to the upcoming SSPX episcopal consecrations is discussed, and Dr. Mazza lends fascinating historical insight into the investiture of bishops not historically being the exclusive domain of the Papacy, which is good to know considering that there is no living Pope, and no one seems the least bit interested in doing anything about it. Finally, don’t miss Ann’s digression on Chernobyl and the near-total extermination of “serious men” from the Post-Christian West. We’re the physicists screaming that the Core is split open, while Trad Inc keeps repeating, “3.6 Roentgen; not great, not terrible. I’ve seen worse.” (If you haven’t watched the Chernobyl miniseries from a few years ago, you should. It is some of the best TV content ever produced.)

Mustang Sally (aka Priestess Velma) rides into Rome and captivates the antichurch

Big Modernism: “Leo” Prepares Spiritual Death Penalty for SSPX

LifeSite: “Leo” Preparing to Excommunicate SSPX

Trump vs “Leo”

American Liberty, Catholic Principles

Marian Apparitions, Vatican Apostasy

Freemasonic Symbolism of Bees and Beehives

Antipope “FtR” PERVost’s Filthy Sodomite Designer

Not Satire: IDF Merch Store

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In this episode recorded on Spy Wednesday, the Tombstone Four discuss the treachery of the Sanhedrin, and the moral cowardice of Pontius Pilate, perfect emblems of today’s world. Then we discuss the heartbreak of watching intelligent, respected men, namely Fr. Gerry Murray and Robert Royal, completely upend moral theology by attempting to abrogate the First Commandment, and by obvious logical extension, completely raze the entire Roman Martyrology, in their scandalous, ham-fisted attempt to justify and excuse Antipope Prevost’s apostatic idolatry of satan masquerading as the Pachabitch. Our Lord’s question, taken as hyperbole for 2000 years, grows more literal each day: But yet the Son of man, when He cometh, shall He find, think you, faith on earth?

The horrific Fr. Gerry Murray and Robert Royal interview

LifeSite News on Idolatry and Apostasy

On Pilate and Sejanus

“Like a Dove In the Cleft of the Rock”

Antipope “FtR” Prevost’s official speech lauding the Arch-Dyke of Canterbury

Dr. Mazza’s Course: American Liberty, Catholic Principles

Dr. Mazza’s Course: Marian Apparitions, Vatican Apostasy

Dr. Mazza’s Book: Saints vs Antipopes

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In this episode, which is WAY funnier than it should be, the Tombstone Four cover the developments in the “It’s Obvious” Antipapacy situation, including Antipope Robert “FtR” Prevost’s lifelong project of undoing the conversion of the South American indians from human sacrifice devil worship to the One True Faith, as accomplished by Our Lady of Guadalupe. Bachman Turner Overdrive figures prominently in the conversation, although as I sit here writing these shownotes, I cannot for the life of me remember HOW. Alas, we’ll all just have to listen to find out. Please send all cottage cheese and beet casserole recipes to Belinda Carlisle, c/o Art Decco Enterprises.

Liz Yore and Fr. Altman video with John-Henry

Upcoming MazzaMester class: American Liberty, Catholic Principles

Upcoming MazzaMester class: Marian Apparitions, Vatican Apostasy

Dr. Mazza’s book: Saints vs. Antipopes

New Book: Mary’s Hour: The Annunciation and Renunciation, by Tatyana and Edmund Mazza

Zero-Carb Cottage Cheese Flatbread Wrap

“We Got the Beat” by The Go-Go’s

“You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet” by B.T.O.

“Love Is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Theme)” by Joan Jett live on Letterman

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In this episode, the Tombstone Four discuss the events of the week, taking to heart the spirit of Laetare Sunday with plenty of laughs, and multiple song renditions by the Walking Jukebox himself, Mazzamus Decimus Meridius. Topics include Tucker coming under threat by the CIA (is it kayfabe?), the deployment of the 31st MEU to the Middle East, and the hopes that the Marines remember that Persians are Caucasians, NOT Arabs, and thus likely are a full standard deviation forward on the IQ Bell Curve. Is Bibi Mileikowsky alive or dead? Only the Six Fingered Man knows for sure!

Fr. Z’s Laetare Sunday piece

Ann’s reportage on Antipope Bergoglio’s agitation for war in the Falklands

NonVeni Mark’s Initiative – $200 to distribute Dr. Mazza’s book “Saints and Antipopes”

Rush, “Freewill”

Pat Benetar, “Treat Me Right”

Pat Benetar, “Invincible”

Eddie Rabbitt, “I Love A Rainy Night”

Dolly, “9 To 5”

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In this episode, the Tombstone Four, spurred by Ann’s recent purchase of a life-changing Air Fryer, discuss the glories of convection cooking. We then discuss Dr. Mazza’s new book ranking #2 on the Amazon “Catholic” category, and enjoin the listenership to help spike it to #1 – just to show the Antichurch apostate faggots in Rome that their gaslighting and bogus threats of “excommunication” (from WHAT, the Antichurch?? Yes, please!!) aren’t working. Next we segue into a discussion of events in Iran, wherein Dr. Mazza makes one of the tightest Godfather analogies ever heard. We know Huckabee is the Jooz’ “Sicilian messenger boy”, the question remains, is Trump Sonny, Michael, or, God forbid… Fredo? Language warning on the Godfather clip below.

Air Fried Balsamic Brussels Sprouts

US Navy: There is no availability for escorts through the Strait of Hormuz

Hegseth gunning to build “Third Jewish Temple”

Iran bombing Amazon Data Centers

There is less than two weeks of crude oil storage left in the Mid-East

Antipope “FtR” Prevost AGAIN denies The Great Commission

LANGUAGE WARNING: Michael talks to Frankie Five Angels

Dr./ Mazza’s interview with John-Henry Westen

Dr. Mazza on the Joe McClane Show

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