It all happened so fast. One minute the Tombstone Four were calmly discussing the heresy of Gallacanism and the truth of Ultramontanism, and the next thing we knew we were litigating the ending of Pretty in Pink while Sonny Crockett (not Corleone) pushed up the sleeves of his linen suit and drove away in his white Testarossa.
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In this episode, the Tombstone Four discuss uber-pervert and bloodthirsty warmonger Lindsey Graham being dispatched to his Particular Judgment. It’s weird to think that it was Miss Lindsey’s groveling advocacy of arresting people who insulted the musloid political system that radically changed Ann’s life fifteen years ago to the continuously unfolding miracle that it is today. We also discuss Trump’s Joo alien whisperer who openly states his belief that “the messiah (sic) will be a space alien.” We conclude with repetitive, yet necessary, reminders that no one is excommunicated from the Catholic Church due to the episcopal consecrations in Econe on July 1st. It would do EVERYONE well to pray for the renewal, reactivation and amplification of the gifts and graces that come from the Sacrament of Confirmation. And if you aren’t Confirmed in the Catholic Church, get about it. It’s never too late. There are four spiffy new bishops available to impart the sacrament, one of whom is ‘Murican!
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In this must-listen episode, the Tombstone Four reunite and bring the big guns and drop citation after citation proving that no matter how you cut it, ain’t nobody excommunicated from the Catholic Church as a result of Wednesday’s solemn and virile Episcopal Consecration in Econe. It just goes to show you, sometimes being fake-excommunicated can be a real cool hand. (No hard boiled eggs were harmed in the recording of this podcast.)
Warning: If you didn’t know the context of the Neil Diamond song, “Coming to America”, now you do. It’s not quite the American Anthem that many people think it is.
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In this episode, the Tombstone Four, unbothered, moisturized, happy, in their lanes, focused, and flourishing, discuss Steven Spielberg’s failed attempt to destroy Christianity with his latest space alien flop (word is that it’s ‘Crystal Skull’ bad). Next we answer a listener question, “Where should I tell friends that want to convert to Catholicism to go?” Yes, there are totally people out there who realize that it is exactly the Church satan has worked so hard to attack and infiltrate that is the One True Church founded by Christ as His Mystical Body and Bride. We then discuss the danger of cultic activity, citing Exidor, Re-Run, and Ann accidentally lets slip that the only reason she recruited Dr. Mazza into the Tombstone Four is because he fit the Johnny Bravo suit.
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In this episode the Tombstone Four meet up at the Oriental for a discussion of feedback from SSPXers about the upcoming episcopal consecrations, the fact that even SSPXers are confused and misguided by the SSPX continuing to refer to Antipope “FtR” PERVost as “the Holy Father”, leaving some STILL wondering if they will actually be excommunicated (no!!!) and where they should go to Mass, if at all. Short answer: continue going to the SSPX if that’s where you go, just show up earlier to ensure a parking spot and seating! We then critique the extremely tone-deaf idea of using QR code bracelets for cashless transactions with concession vendors at the Econe consecrations in July. NOT cool, SSPX. We conclude with a discussion of the idea of printing higher denomination cash bills, and who should be on them. JFK? Reagan? Lassie? Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island? Call me when the Sacred Heart and the Immaculate Heart appear on every bill. Maybe someday….
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In this episode, the Tombstone Four commemorate the ten year anniversary of Archbishop Georg Ganswein’s watershed speech at the Gregorianum in Rome detailing the substantially erroneous failed attempt by Pope Benedict to “fundamentally transform the papacy” into a “collegial, synodal, shared ministry” with an “active” member and a “contemplative” member. We shoot down the notion that this was all a 5-D chess maneuver by Pope Benedict, citing the fact that he sat and watched as the Bride of Christ was proverbially gang-ra**d daily before his eyes, and then left no Dead Man’s Switch revealing his “Coded Maneuver”. He left no Dead Man’s Switch because he tried to quit, pure and simple. But he failed, and remained the one and only living Pope until the day he died whether he liked it or not. And now, here we sit with our second consecutive Antipope, while Trad Inc helpfully explains that Our Mother the Church was always a whore, and that’s not ra*e, it’s a totally consensual violent orgy, so just ZIP IT.
Nah. I don’t think so. We know our Mother, and she’s the Spotless Bride of the of the Spotless Lamb. We’re going to fight for her.
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In this episode, Ann recounts the theft of much of her funds by Musloids or Jews out of the United Arab Emirates from a bank account with an attached debit card in early March. How did they get the account number? Why weren’t any security alerts generated? Why did the thieves challenge the chargeback and draw attention to themselves? Why did MasterCard take EIGHT WEEKS to “investigate” before restitution of the funds? What lessons were learned, and how can you augment your security with bank accounts? Remember the good old days when you could call a toll-free number, order your Ginsu II knife set and pay C.O.D. — cash-on-delivery… no bank account needed? We then discuss the upcoming UFO psyop, and how no well-formed and catechized Catholic will be the least bit scandalized, as demons have been manifesting and deceiving people since the Garden of Eden. But isn’t it funny how the UFO psyop began in the early-to-mid-20th century, and coincided perfectly with the ascendancy of satanism, Communism and the Antichurch? Must be a coincidence. Will demon-worshipping Antipope “FtR” PERVost declare “lizards from space” to be our “brothers” with whom we should seek “fraternity”, because remember, ALL ARE WELCOME, and declare the Holy Bible to be “fictional stories”? Will Fr. Jerry Murray try to “popesplain” it away when he does? When apostate infiltrators try to steal your faith, what will you do? What WILL you DO? The State of Grace: Don’t leave home without it.
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In this Episode, the Tombstone Four reunite at The Everything’s-Not-OK Corral for the first time since Holy Week to try to parse events – and a LOT has happened, including a third assassination attempt (should that be in scare quotes?) that once again couldn’t seem to outlast the 36 hour news cycle. The witch in drag getting the red-carpet treatment in occupied Rome and how it relates to the upcoming SSPX episcopal consecrations is discussed, and Dr. Mazza lends fascinating historical insight into the investiture of bishops not historically being the exclusive domain of the Papacy, which is good to know considering that there is no living Pope, and no one seems the least bit interested in doing anything about it. Finally, don’t miss Ann’s digression on Chernobyl and the near-total extermination of “serious men” from the Post-Christian West. We’re the physicists screaming that the Core is split open, while Trad Inc keeps repeating, “3.6 Roentgen; not great, not terrible. I’ve seen worse.” (If you haven’t watched the Chernobyl miniseries from a few years ago, you should. It is some of the best TV content ever produced.)
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In this episode recorded on Spy Wednesday, the Tombstone Four discuss the treachery of the Sanhedrin, and the moral cowardice of Pontius Pilate, perfect emblems of today’s world. Then we discuss the heartbreak of watching intelligent, respected men, namely Fr. Gerry Murray and Robert Royal, completely upend moral theology by attempting to abrogate the First Commandment, and by obvious logical extension, completely raze the entire Roman Martyrology, in their scandalous, ham-fisted attempt to justify and excuse Antipope Prevost’s apostatic idolatry of satan masquerading as the Pachabitch. Our Lord’s question, taken as hyperbole for 2000 years, grows more literal each day: But yet the Son of man, when He cometh, shall He find, think you, faith on earth?
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In this episode, which is WAY funnier than it should be, the Tombstone Four cover the developments in the “It’s Obvious” Antipapacy situation, including Antipope Robert “FtR” Prevost’s lifelong project of undoing the conversion of the South American indians from human sacrifice devil worship to the One True Faith, as accomplished by Our Lady of Guadalupe. Bachman Turner Overdrive figures prominently in the conversation, although as I sit here writing these shownotes, I cannot for the life of me remember HOW. Alas, we’ll all just have to listen to find out. Please send all cottage cheese and beet casserole recipes to Belinda Carlisle, c/o Art Decco Enterprises.
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