Whenever whatever happens, happens, and sanity is restored, a Day One item on the to-do list will be to cancel this joke of a “holiday”.

His name was MICHAEL, not Martin Luther. “Martin Luther” was a stage name. Klassy.

He was a serial adulterer.

He was a sodomite.

He was a plagiarist.

Come to think of it, he’s quite an apt mascot for the post-Christian west. A fake, gay, faithless, idiot heretic. Chef’s kiss.

Happy Feast of Saints Marius, Martha, Audifax, and Abachum Martyrs, and of St. Canute, Martyr.