Ladies and Gentlemen, the United States Military. Don’t be fooled by the “Top Gun” smoke and mirrors. THIS is what the USMIL is.

Memorial Day makes me sadder every year.

At this point, I really don’t know what the Chinese are waiting for.

Language warning here, folks.

I’m sure her court martial for insubordination and conduct unbecoming has already been scheduled for the 34th of Never.

Remember my axiom: the person who is actually in charge is the person who cannot be fired or disciplined.

Behold your Commander-in-Chief:

Bruce Jenner is a man. And furthermore I consider that islam must be destroyed.