Hallo. My name is Inigo Loyola. You killed my Order. Prepare to die.

As if there weren’t enough reasons to love The Princess Bride, add the fact that Inigo Montoya bears a suspiciously striking resemblance in name and deed to the young Inigo López de Loyola, whose feast is today, the 463rd anniversary of his death. Ignatius is the Latinized form of the Castillian-Basque name Íñigo.

St. Ignatius founded, of course, the Jesuit Order, which ceased to exist long, long ago. Sadly, there is a sodomite organization dedicated to the satanic-Freemasonic agenda of destroying the Church which has fraudulently co-opted the Jesuit name. We fantasize about the day that St. Ignatius appears, and has this exchange with the proverbial “Count Rugen”:

Inigo Loyola: Offer me money.

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Loyola: Power too. Promise me that.

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.

Inigo Loyola: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Anything you want.

Inigo Loyola: I want my Order back, you son of a bitch.

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